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He's a goner
He's a goner
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held
the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had
even seen her naked.
One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow
"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every
miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH
so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her
and at 70 her panties.
Now seeing her naked for the first time and travelling faster than he
had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He
off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree.
His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him
but alas he was stuck.
"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to
myself with!" she replied.
The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll
put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.
So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a
Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear
"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull
The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies,
if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"
8/16/2006 5:01 am
wow that was a cracker, just what I needed. Thank you for that.|
Bye everyone, it was a blast