He's a goner  

rip1374 55M
150 posts
8/16/2006 4:01 am

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8/16/2006 7:56 am

He's a goner


A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held
back
the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had
never
even seen her naked.

One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow
driving
habits.
"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every
5
miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece
of
clothing.

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH
mark,
so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her
bra
and at 70 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and travelling faster than he
ever
had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He
veered
off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree.

His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him
free
but alas he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to
cover
myself with!" she replied.
The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll
have to
put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a
truck
driver.

Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear
her
story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull
him
out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies,
"Ma'am,
if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/16/2006 5:01 am

wow that was a cracker, just what I needed. Thank you for that.

Bye everyone, it was a blast


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