Catholic School girl  

rip1374 54M
150 posts
3/17/2006 5:11 am

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3/17/2006 10:59 am

Catholic School girl

Little Mary-Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.

A little later the nun asked Mary Margaret, Who is our Lord and savior! ?"

But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

" Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary Margaret and th e Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shou=
ted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The Nun fainted.

moonchildlover 64F
104 posts
3/17/2006 5:51 am

Love jokes...

sensually_4ever 42M/F

3/17/2006 6:02 am




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