Commandments of Dick!  

rickthetoungue 45M
1 posts
8/6/2006 12:34 am
Commandments of Dick!


The church of dick
(lets have 11 or so commandments)

#1: Thou shalt NOT not fuck.

What's the point of living if you can't have sex? It's a beautiful thing. To obstain is obscene. Whether it's you alone, with a man or woman or both, that's up to you. Monogamy, bigamy, polygamy, or whateverthehellyouwantamy, is just fine AS LONG AS everyone involved is mature, of age, honest, respectful, and everybody involved knows whats going on.

#2: Thou shalt love life.

This is not necessarily an easy thing. We’re talking all life forms: Plants, animals, insects, ecosystems, all of that. Most of it really is amazing if you look at it closely. The tough part is trying to love all people. However, with patience, tolerance, observation, and knowing that anyone can be at any point in their own personal level of evolution at any time, we can do our best. This doesn’t mean you have to love everybody. Some people are just idiots or assholes. You take them with a grain of salt. Try to help them get a clue, or at least stop them from influencing other people.

#3: Thou shalt evolve your consciousness.
That sounds easy enough.

#4: Thou shalt NOT sleepwalk through your life.

There is a scene in the movie “Twelve Monkeys”, where the character played by Brad Pitt (Hence forth called Brad) is talking to the character played by Bruce Willis (hence forth called Bruce). Bruce was sent back from the future to find critical information regarding a plague that struck the world with the goal of preventing it, but while searching he was arrested. After questioning, he was thrown in an asylum. They question him more, and use shock treatment. He tells the truth. They don’t believe him. A few days pass, he’s in a common area, and Bruce is heavily drugged from the attendants. He’s stumbling around and drooling. The day before, he told another patient, Brad, his story. Brad has somehow stolen the key to get outside and he dangles it in front of Bruce’s face and says, “ I’ve got the key”. Bruce stares blankly. Brad takes two fingers and points from his eyes to Bruce’s eyes saying, “You’ve got to focus!” He says it over and over. Bruce mentally battles the drugs, and forces his mind to become lucid despite all that’s going on. He takes the key, and with extreme will, he escapes.
Visualize that scene. It’s a metaphor for life. We put ourselves into such complicated patterns of living. It just seems to happen. There are many reasons for this, but you simply have to FOCUS, rise above it all or hide below it all, evaluate your life, plan, and implement change. Shake away the fog of society. Shake away the fog of all that you do, day in day out. Wake the fuck up and do something! Stop sleepwalking through life, or one day you’ll wake up and be dead and have squandered this precious existence.

#5: Thou shalt make the world a better place.

This can be done on a small scale or a large scale, but it must be done.

#6: Thou shalt not litter.
This can mean several things. Don’t throw trash where it doesn’t belong. Don’t clutter up your mind or other peoples minds with useless crap, mind games, thoughts that are negative and redirect your focus in a bad direction.

#7: Thou shalt “Make it so”.

rm_Erus_Amans 41M
23 posts
8/13/2006 1:21 pm

It seems to me that you are missing 4 comandments.

#4 is a little long winded. That and I wonder how many people will get confused.


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