They call me Reverend  

reverend21 49M
1017 posts
4/3/2006 12:50 pm

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They call me Reverend

I have had many inquiries about my name, and many assumptions that I belong to the clergy. I shared the history behind the reverend recently and because of her promting I have decided to share this tid bit of information with you all.

Firstly, let me introduce you to my fire team, a fire team is a four person combat team. Chapel, his last name is Chapel, my granadier. Church, last name actually Church, asst machine gunner, he helped carry the ammo for or Heavy machine gunner, for 60 gunner, Her name was Preist, shortened from Priestly, carried the 14 pound gun known as the M-60. And then theres me, Reverend, Nope not my real last name and we will leave it at that, Fire Team leader.

We found ourselves on base and after a night of recreational enjoyment, a young lady joined me in my Barracks room. I did not realise the walls were so thin. She was very vocal to say the least. As phases like 'Oh God" and "yes Jesus" were heard that night through out the entire 5 barracks complex.

The next morning when we emerged, we found several groups of people had waited outside thier own barraks in hopes of showing thier appreciation for the 'show'. After the standing ovation and one or two cheers, I managed to join my fire team.

Being slightly embarrased and wanting to forget the whole incident, btw the young lady never saw me again, thanks guys, i was not paying attention when my team gave me the name of Reverend. Now befoer this I had been blown up, set on fire, stabbed, ran over, fell off a mountain, had a sniper round graze me between me ear and the side of my head, etc.

So I was under the impression the name was given to me because I was 'blessed' if you will. This name, Reverend is tattooed on my arm beneath my unit insignia, in official government documents.

Chatting with a freind, the subject of loud sex came up, and the memory of that particular night, and as I recalled the story .... it hit me like a ton of bricks.

I called up my fire team, first time in several years and asked them about it. They confirmed my embarrassing suspicians.

I sit today thinking, actually hoping that the reality of my name escapes any of my superiors indefinetly, as it did me for so long. i have a permanant reminder in my tattoo. Now the truth is out, and you all know, the reason I am called Reverend, my face is red from being embarrassed, for an incident which occured when I was bare-assed and knee deep.

hugs4uagain 39F

4/3/2006 1:24 pm

hehe and now we know just whats in a name lmao!

hugs xx

reverend21 replies on 4/3/2006 2:39 pm:
yep, somtimes quite the oppisite of what you think

Juliet610 51F

4/3/2006 3:05 pm

Just remember, Rev, that laying in bed, screaming "Oh God!" does NOT count as attending church....except for those who are members of Madame Angel's First Church of Hedonism and Carnal Enlightenment! (See my Blog Found a REALLY Fun Church for details.) Still trying to reach 50 people before we hold our first service!

See you there, Rev!

reverend21 replies on 4/3/2006 4:50 pm:
it sure seemed like she had a religious experience. I may just have to fly out there to attend services with you

HBowt2 58F

4/3/2006 4:02 pm

Some things are worth praying for.....and giving praise for when received...

reverend21 replies on 4/3/2006 4:52 pm:
yes, but not that loudly

tillerbabe 55F

4/3/2006 7:39 pm

Excellent!!! I like it! Great story! I once went out with a guy that named his dick "Jesus" for much the same resons! LOL!

reverend21 replies on 4/3/2006 9:36 pm:
You are kidding, right?

ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
4/3/2006 8:04 pm

rev you told me the gist of why you were called 'rev'...but that would be a little more embarrassing situation...than I had thought


reverend21 replies on 4/3/2006 9:37 pm:
Thank you, I guiess it would give some people an ego, but for me it has quite the oppiste effect.

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
4/3/2006 10:42 pm

i was wondering. . . now that loose end is tied up all tight and neat

reverend21 replies on 4/3/2006 11:58 pm:
another case of truth being stranger than fiction

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
4/3/2006 10:43 pm

i was a wondering. . . now that loose end is tied up all tight and neat

tillerbabe 55F

4/3/2006 11:06 pm

No really...he named his dick "Jesus"...really

reverend21 replies on 4/3/2006 11:14 pm:
tmi tillerbabe


4/4/2006 8:58 am

I have known a few reverend in my time! Thanks be to you and your kind

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

reverend21 replies on 4/4/2006 9:18 am:
now I am blushing

EroticaXTC 49F

4/4/2006 4:41 pm

and now we all await to be "blessed" by you!!

reverend21 replies on 4/4/2006 4:57 pm:
I wish, I jsut want to find that specai one to 'bless'

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