Out of my Mind, Please Leave a Message  

reverend21 49M
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1/2/2006 6:25 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Out of my Mind, Please Leave a Message


Sales are everywhere, cars, the mall, Wally-World. Here is a tip that might help you get out of that pressing crowd and get a private laswugh at thesame time. Guys, crowd too much, can't move, grab your head with both hands bend/squat and yell at the top of your lungs, "The pressure! I just can't take the pressure!" when you look up everyone will be gone and you can go. Ladies you have to use a little more tact, just push out your tummy, arch your back and yell "my baby, my baby is coming!" People will knock people out of the way to clear you a path. *NOTE* don't try this twice in the same place more than once a week, or the people with the white jackets show up, trust me, I know, and they have no, absolutely NO sense of humor what so ever.

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