Enlightenment  

reverend21 49M
1017 posts
2/4/2006 11:18 pm

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4/22/2006 11:49 am

Enlightenment

Had a young lady provide me with a condom the other night, because as she put it, "I don't want to knocked up with your spawn just yet" She retrieved the item and attempted to fit it into place. It was snug, OK it was tight as Hell and did not want to stay on (yes it was unrolled properly, came up shrt as well.) but she wanted to take the chance. ......

The next day I decided to put my modesty aside and go to the pharmacy myself to purchase my on damn rubbers (condoms). To say this is an uncomfortable situation for a man is an understatment. There were no male employees in the phormacy, and after three young ladies came to my blushing assistance I discovered that I was not in the larger range, but in the lager range.

My ego is a little padded now, but I will never be able to return to that pharmacy again.


HBowt2 59F

2/8/2006 2:01 am

Always best to bring your own reverand.....at least you know where they've been....


reverend21 49M
1913 posts
2/8/2006 10:07 am

Acually I prefer not to use them, she just did not want to run the chance of, lets see how she put it, "birthing my spawn" actually I found that insulting, and have told her since that I do not wish to see her anymore. She still E-mails me, calls, and stalks me constanly, so I must have done sothing right to please her.


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