A tale of two dogs  

reverend21 49M
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5/19/2006 3:29 pm

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5/22/2006 11:18 pm

A tale of two dogs

Two dogs were at the pound, A German Shepard and a Great Dane

The Great Dane looks over at the the German Shepard and says, "What are you in for?"

The Geramn Shepard gets a sorrowed look on his face and begins to tale his story. "Well, I had a good life, I was a seeing eye dog for this little old lady. She took really good care of me. One day when we were at this busy intersection a cat ran out in front of me, I just could not help myself, I had to chase after it. Unfortunately I didn't think about the little old lady until she was already run over several times and killed. They are gonna execute me in the morning. What are you in for?"

The Great Dane begins his tale. "Well I have a good life too, I belong to this 24 year old fasion model, and one day when she was toweling off after the shower she bent over, I just couldn't help myself, I mounted her."

"Damn!" The German Shepard exclaims, "So are they gonna execute you in the morning too?"

The Great Dane gets a smug look on his face and replies, "Nah, I'm in here for a manicure!"

Waht kind of dog do you own?

TabithaElectra79 37F

5/20/2006 6:12 am

I don't have a dog!

reverend21 replies on 5/20/2006 11:05 am:
If ya did he could keep the spiders away

elusive_angel 53F

5/20/2006 7:12 am

LOL...that was cute !!!

My big boy is a briard..........he's such a hairy gentleman !!

Elusive Angel


reverend21 replies on 5/20/2006 11:05 am:

mary1025 47F

5/20/2006 11:38 am

that joke is hilarious!
you are funny and profound
i have 2 dogs at my exes
a wolf and a german shepherd
and my boyfriend's dog isnt
mine but i live with her
shes a yellow lab, chow mix
my favorite dog ever, a pitbull
named red, he was put to sleep

reverend21 replies on 5/20/2006 3:10 pm:
I want a Wolf, but i don't think the neighbors would like it, they raised all kinds of heck about the Bobcat

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