Real Men Don't Lie About Their Penis Size  

redrobin012057 60F
1650 posts
3/22/2006 6:22 pm

Last Read:
1/5/2007 11:36 pm

Real Men Don't Lie About Their Penis Size

TOOLS YOU WILL NEED:


1) A Ruler or a Tape Measure, American Standard
2) Your Penis (or the penis of another)
3) Time
4) Paper & Pencil
OPTIONAL MATERIALS


Lubricant (sexual ~ your choice)

An X-Rated Video & playback equipment

A snug-fitting Cockring

A Dirty Magazine or sexually stimulating photos

An Assistant (not necessary, but helpful)

INSTRUCTIONS
First, take your penis and begin stroking it gently until it becomes fully hard. You may wish to use any of the optional materials available to you to help you get to this stage.

Once you have achieved full hardness, take the ruler in one hand, and place the end marked "0" (or the end with the lowest number) against the point where the top of your penis makes a conjunction with your torso. Do not press the ruler into your torso. Simply lay it gently along the top of your penis.
Using your pencil, carefully mark on the ruler where the tip of your penis (that's the part that goes in first) lines up with the fractional INCH markings on the ruler. Count to the nearest 1/4", and then write this measurement down on the piece of paper.
If your penis curves in any direction, it would be advisable to use a tape measure instead of a ruler so it may easily follow the curve of your penis and give you a more accurate measure.



cowboyup1954 62M

3/22/2006 7:01 pm

i dont have any reason to lie about my penis size hell lol i seen so many limp dicks in the locker room when i was a kid in high school although there may be the exception to the rule we are all pretty much equal i truly feel thats its the mood that is set prior too sex that makes it fantastic for both as for measuring it i am just shy of 7 and about 2 and 3/4 around and to my knowledge no complanits


happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
3/22/2006 7:15 pm

This is so funny!! LL

I wonder how many men will do as told.

Well... well... probably I should direct the guys to come here and send me their penis size if they ever email me for intimate favors.

LL

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


redrobin012057 60F

3/22/2006 7:19 pm

Well cowboy...G'day from downunder...(limp dicks in the locker room)God we can't have them all excited at the same time - now can we?A lot of men are misinformed when measuring their penises,In this way I can inform those that don't know how.So size does matter to me. {=}


redrobin012057 60F

3/22/2006 7:45 pm

ROTFL AT Kofla,although I have never seen it up close and personal,I would say you have a King Size personality.*Smiles*


tech4food 53M

3/23/2006 6:34 am

Can I borrow a soft tape measure? I don't want to scratch my peepee


redrobin012057 60F

3/23/2006 2:53 pm

Of course tech....a nice soft fur lined tape meaure hands it to tech while closes her eyes.(only peeked once) lol


Jayferjoan 51F

3/25/2006 4:59 pm

LOOK......im a person that likes to help other people....
SO this is what im prepared to do..(for scientific reasons of course)

Im prepared to do all the measuring for the guys..I mean..Its the least i can do robin...I want to help out in any way i can...NOW BOYS!!!!...LINE UP...joanie has all the equiptment to do all your measuring for you`se......

WHO`S FIRST.?????....

jayfer

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redrobin012057 60F

3/25/2006 6:03 pm

Well looky here Joanie...seems we have no current takers on this one,you measure while I play with them, okay?(Winks)


Jayferjoan 51F

3/27/2006 5:36 pm

WOOOOHOOOOO.....KOFLA !!!!!
We have our first person...All ready and waiting...

Ok robin...you start playing while i get everything together..I cant wait to measure him...heeheheheehehehee

jayfer

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Jayferjoan 51F

3/27/2006 5:37 pm

Is crag going to go second robin....
or is he too shy ????

jayfer

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redrobin012057 60F

3/29/2006 11:13 pm

Ok jayfer here is graggles measurements.\8 ....A tiny 1/4 inches erect.

Now for Kofla:\8b.....and outstanding 1/2in

Took a lot of rubbing and I've used up all the damned lubrication


Jayferjoan 51F

3/30/2006 7:01 pm

Oh robin....I have never laughed so much when i read what you wrote...

I thought the boys would have been a bit larger than that ...\8...\8
And to think you rubbed for that long and thats all you got../8

Did you use your new gloves from Woolies that you said you got??

jayfer ?*

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redrobin012057 60F

4/15/2006 8:02 pm

Licking my lips, and spitting in my hand, lets see what ya got graggles baby!!!!

*Robin*


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