A Negro's Prayer  

redrobin012057 59F
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4/14/2006 2:58 pm

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4/21/2006 10:33 pm

A Negro's Prayer

NEGRO PRAYER

Back in the days of steam ships, only rich white people sailed at sea. One day while sailing, something suddenly happened to the ship.


It was about to sink.

Terrified, the white folks aboard didn't know what to do.

Someone suggested that they do what the Negroes did..

"Pray!"

Unfortunately, no one knew what to say.

So they called "Thomas", a black cook on the ship and asked him to pray.

Thomas agreed, came up on deck,

removed his cap and began like this:

"LAWD one day I wuz hongray,

I went to a restrant to git me sumpin' to

eat!..

An da sign said:

'FOR WHITE

FOLKS ONLY.'

Den, I went to da water

fountin to git me some wauter an da sign

said:

'FOR WHITE

FOLKS ONLY.'

Den

Lawd, I went to

de toilet room and da sign said:

'FOR WHITE

FOLKS ONLY'.

So

Lawd

Almitee...when dis

hear big 'ol boat sanks.. let it

be:

'FOR WHITE

FOLKS ONLY.'

In yo name I pray...

AMEN.


Jayferjoan 51F

4/21/2006 9:24 pm

Now thats a good prayer and I hope his prayer was answered...LOL

jayfer

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