email request my erect dick pic!  

redmustang91 57M  
8822 posts
10/25/2005 12:56 pm

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email request my erect dick pic!

I want to share this charming email from a woman tired of dud dicks who requested a pic of my erect dick "up front"! Maybe she just likes such pics and cannot get enough dick pics on AdultFriendFinder!?
Sorry but I just don't do that as I think my dick is camera shy and only likes to play up close and personally!

Her email:

Dear "friend",

We are on an adult site with no reason to act prude so do not pretend to get offended by what I have to say. In fact I wanted to post my demands on my profile but the Nazi who reviewed it said I was ‘to negative and people do not respond well to negativism.

So here it is:

have very little free time with no reason to spend it on silly dates trying to become acquainted with someone who just wants to get in my pants. In the end, I want the same, but I risk being categorized as a slut if I cut the chase and see what is there in the first date. Moreover, I can find a ‘dud’ and tell me how do I tell the guy to put his pants back up and take a hike? That is my reason for being here.
However, since I am on this site, I get to choose. One thing that women always complain (to other women of course) about is the size of the penis and way it performs, and frankly, I totally agree. Performance I cannot verify ahead of time, but you see I can verify size and believe me size matter.

Promises to be licked all over do not do anything for me (I am one of those rare breeds that actually know how to enjoy coitus, orgasm and all). Phone numbers and e-mail addresses with pleas to call or write will never get a response. Until…I RECEIVE A PERSONAL (AS IN OWN), GOOD SIZE (AS IN ABOVE 400 PIXELS) NUDE PICTURE, WITH FACE VISIBLE AND A ‘LARGE’ FULLY ERECT PENIS.

No hiding, no cut and paste someone else’s private parts, no ancient (“my modeling days” pictures. Since all of you guys measure your tools (do not pretend that you not), you all know that when someone says large, it usually means above nine inches.
This is it. It is that simple.

I will not respond to any “offended” e-mails, calling me all the names in the book because not only is not dignifying but I also do not care. No excuses here.

Have a great day!

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
10/26/2005 12:33 am

Heh. I think you should write back to her and ask her, does she get up and leave when she's done, leaving the man to finish himself off.

Now, unless you hold a tape measure to your dick as you take the pic, how can she tell if it's over nine inches?

This one sounds like her ego proceeds her. Consider it a bullet dodged.

redmustang91 57M  
8662 posts
10/26/2005 2:59 pm

I thought she had a lot of nerve to tape her men pre visualization. I think some measurements should be done up close and in person!

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