Why men are like dogs  

redmustang91 57M  
8733 posts
8/12/2005 9:03 am

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Why men are like dogs

Dogs are loyal, if you feed and play with them, but will not turn down another bitch if she is in heat. Usually, even if they roam, they come back home.

They will lick your hand even if you occasionally beat them, so long as you feed them and stroke them too.

Dogs will mark their territory and defend their area. Dogs often bark at other dogs.

Dogs will sniff other dogs and enjoy licking their dick and balls; men would if they could reach them. (some can!)

Dogs try to discover who is the top dog and fight to establish the pecking order.

Dogs will pee and poop everywhere without replacing the toilet lid.

Sound familiar?

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/12/2005 1:26 pm

I have two female dogs that do all of the above, plus hump the cat and the occasional stuffed animal. My male dog is scared to death of them. What is up with that?

redmustang91 57M  
8599 posts
8/12/2005 9:37 pm

Women are like dogs too, that is why they are sometimes called bitches!

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