Why I am a better lover than Johnny Depp!  

redmustang91 57M  
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7/17/2006 7:48 am

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7/17/2006 10:56 pm

Why I am a better lover than Johnny Depp!


Johnny Depp is very attractive and sexy. But he is very busy promoting his new film and working on the third installment. Besides he has the pick of thousands of willing females throwing themselves at him. What are the odds he will pick you? You would do better buying a lottery ticket!

Don't despair. Y ou can buy a big poster of him and keep your eyes tightly shut while we make love. I don't mind if you shout out Johnny's name every so often. Perhaps as you come...

Meanwhile I will imagine Keira Knightley is in bed with me.

We are such pirates...

Ultraviolet_69 62F

7/17/2006 11:18 am

Please don't get me wrong, I think Keira Knightly is an attractive waif of a girl but if you can imaging you're fucking that boney body while luxuriating in the arms of a bountiful woman such as myself then you've got an even better imagination than I thought. Yours is the name I want to shout while experiencing le petit mort.


redmustang91 57M  
8559 posts
7/17/2006 10:56 pm

Ultra you are too much! Kiera is a cute fantasy creature but not that hot in reality...


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