Too much!  

redmustang91 57M  
8819 posts
12/26/2005 2:21 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Too much!

I have to laugh at some of the profiles! Perhaps it is the challenge. these women are trying to arouse my competitive spirit. But if she is this much work, should I bother to say hi? fortunately I don't qualify...

Look at this profile of too much to ask:

I have a pretty big personality, and tons of baggage that I am still sorting through. What do you think about that? In addition,
1.I have a dog that bites and I smoke.
2.I'm sarcastic and nasty and I cry for really strange reasons.
3.I don't eat meat, I have a tendancy to think I am right about most things.
4. I would rather read than go on a hike.
5.I am not fun lovin', and detest those who are.
6. I don't know what living life to the fullest means, but it sounds stressful.
7.I see a therapist once a week, I am on medication, and I have very odd sleeping patterns.
8.I like to take my clothes off for strangers.

9.I have many male friends- that means I am not fucking them, if that bothers you, too bad.

However....I have great tits. From what I have observed so far about men, I think that pretty much balances things out.

Ideal Person:
Basic Guidelines:
1.MUST BE single- that means, no girlfriend that you haven't broken up with yet. PLEASE NOTE: I AM NOT INTERESTED IN MARRIED MEN. NOPE NOT AT ALL.
2. NO active drinking or drug addictions- this includes anyone who smokes weed everyday- if friend of Bill's must have at least 5 years and active in program
3. Must have own place to live- if you have a room mate, no more than one- and there should actually be a bedroom that he or she lives in (not your bedroom, either)
4. MUST HAVE A CAR. If a bike is your only mode of transport, forget it, I don't do donor carts.
5. MUST HAVE A JOB or able to take care of yourself - I don't expect you to pay my bills, and I won't be paying yours
7.MUST HAVE CLASS. Please don't send me some crude "I wanna eat yer pussy message". Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is an adult site. Yeah,yeah, yeah, we all like sex...however, just because I like sex doesn't mean that I don't like intelligent conversation or basic good manners. Try to show a bit of class, I know it is difficult to think like a human when your dick is hard, so maybe you should go jerk off and then write your e-mails. Helpful Hint: Don't forget to wash your hands, that funky spunk can really jam up the old keyboard.
8.Not too wild about facial hair. (I have enough for both of us.)
9. MUST BE OVER 30 and under 50. Sorry, but I don't want to change your diapers.
10. I know most assholes don't know they are assholes, but if you have more than three ex-wives or a sheet longer than this list, you just may want to take a look at that.
11. MUST HAVE FACE IN PROFILE OR INLUDED IN E-MAILS. Anything else will be ignored. Don't need a picture of your penis, if things go well, I'll see it eventually and I'm sure I'll be very impressed.
12. I prefer NON-AMERICAN men. Don't get your undies in a bundle,Billy-Bob, it's a preference, I'm not saying that I hate Americans.

...or maybe this is too much to ask?????

Yes it is...

lustmirror 63M
2897 posts
1/2/2006 9:43 pm

this profile is a lark...
many here have multiple identities,
and the more outragous the profile
the more likely the "kill"
when someone responds...
welcome to the leisure class......

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