Some favorite dumb lines  

redmustang91 57M  
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9/8/2005 9:16 am

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Some favorite dumb lines

I love stupid humor sometimes.

Some favorite dumb sayings:

I am having a senior moment!

Too much of a good thing is wonderful!

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

I spent most of my money on wine, women and song, the rest I just wasted!

I live within my means, even if I have to borrow to do so.

If you get any closer I think you should introduce yourself.

If you are tired of New York you take a Nappa, you don't go to Napa! (Said by Carrie to Mr. Big on Sex and the City)

Be careful what you wish for!

Chinese curse: May you live in interesting times!

Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges! From the Treasure of Sierra Madre, Humphrey Bogart film

Clark Gable's "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!" in Gone With the Wind, which was fought for with the censors as a big deal. Times change.

Some of yours?

justsam827 46M
2 posts
9/8/2005 10:38 am

how about ... everything was so much simpler, when the stars were still just the holes to heaven ... a line from a jack johnson song

justsam827 46M
2 posts
9/8/2005 10:39 am

or .... ive got a head on my shoulders, but its sorta loose ....

rm_FUQANDUS2 42M/43F

9/8/2005 11:32 am

My mother-in-law always says this one

"I have a photographic memory, it just doesn't provide same day service anymore"

rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
9/8/2005 11:43 am

"What we have here is a failure to communicate." Cool Hand Luke.

redmustang91 57M  
8654 posts
9/8/2005 4:33 pm

Reminded me of another classic my father used to say to me:
You have a nice pair of shoulders, you should get ahead!

He also said, You would not be happy if you were shot with a gold bullet or hung with a new rope! He was right.

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