NOT into long walks on the beach!  

redmustang91 57M  
8725 posts
9/13/2005 1:43 pm

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NOT into long walks on the beach!

I frequently read women's profiles that rhapsodizes about romantic long walks on the beach. Charming fantasy but not so charming reality.

The beach is often overcast, foggy or cold! There is often a wind and gusts of flying sand which is no fun in your eyes or mouth!

The beach is often littered with trash, kelp with flies and annoying things like broken glass.

Walking with shoes is annoying because sand gets in them. Sandals get twisted in cloying sand and bear feet get burned if the sand is hot!

Sadly many bodies are not that great looking and yet fully displayed. Plus your own insecurites about your body are on display!

The beach seems to attract more than its fair share of nuts, kooks, bums and perverts.

Food is overpriced and not of high quality in the touristy parts. parking is expensive and hard to find. The skaters, bikers and runners create a dangerous chaotic traffic flow.

The windsurfers, surfers, boogey boarders and body surfers are threatening to hit each other and crowding the waves.

Sex on the beach is not so much fun when sand gets into those delicate parts! Cleaning off sand gets old real fast.

Other people's children can be surprisingly annoying! Getting hit with a frisbee or ball is no fun.

I think I prefer walking in a park or garden and sex in a bed, near a shower and behind locked doors. Not into unintended exhibitionism.

rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
9/13/2005 2:52 pm

I haven't tried it at the beach but I have tried it in the Mountains. The problem with the mountains...the nights are very cold so things get smaller, plus there are always a ton of mosquitos or gnats that bite or sting.

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
9/13/2005 6:01 pm

Now red, don't you know those walks on the beach are supposed to be at sunset, with the tide coming in and walking in the surf, without shoes and pants rolled up to mid calf? Like in movies? And without even thinking about medical waste from someplace else washing up and walking on a syringe barefoot? (Hey, I'm from NJ. A few years ago, lots of medical waste from Long Island was littering our beaches.)

I'm one of those people who hate the beach. Sand gets everywhere, you can't actually swim, but have to jump waves and avoid jelly fish, if you get knocked over and water gets up your nose or in your mouth, it's just icky. No way I'd have sex on a beach. Sand in my shoes is bad enough. Give me a freshwater lake, or better yet, a nice, well tended swimming pool that isn't in full sun. (I burn easily.)

redmustang91 57M  
8599 posts
9/14/2005 12:25 pm

Actually I enjoy boogie boarding and some things about the beach: the sound of waves crashing, children laughing, and extremely fit people in tiny bathing suits!

I just hate cliches and all the lemmings racing over the cliffs!

A curmudgeon moment I guess.

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
9/14/2005 1:41 pm

walks along the beach far too exhaausting,all that sand ,forget it,straight into the sea for a loveing bonk and sprint back out to get warm again

I'm a

i'm here to stay

funwithyou602 56F

9/14/2005 10:08 pm

I am wondering where everyone is from, but to weary tonight to see. Lovemaking on the beach is fantastic. Blankets and sleeping bags keep the sand out. What does everyone think, that you lay in the sand to fuck? Mountains are very erotic. When the sun goes down the flying bugs disappear unless you have on a lantern. Cool nights encourage all to cuddle up closer, shrinking dicks will grow when encouraged. I know I live a world apart from most. Fresh night air drives me insane with desire. The sound of waves rolling to shore is a symphony in itself. The full moon shining down, the stars in the sky, the sounds of nature. Must we always fuck in a bed? Where is all the adventure?

redmustang91 57M  
8599 posts
9/15/2005 8:10 am

One can be very erotic wherever and whenever you are in the mood. Beauty inspires and natural beauty is the freshest. With the right attitude everything is luscious and sensual.

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