Maturbation beats interpersonal sex!  

redmustang91 57M  
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8/29/2005 8:31 am

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Maturbation beats interpersonal sex!

I recall a funny book by and for women why cucumbers were better than boyfriends.

Tried to find a similar humorous slant from the male perspective, but none seems to be written. Perhaps because males view masturbation as a given and the female interpersonal sex as the frosting on the cake? Or men are just nicer and less catty than women? Improbable, but possible I suppose.

So filling a great unmeet need, my musings on why male self help beats sex with women:

1. You don't have to get dressed up, spend money on dinner and a movie, make small talk, drive through congested traffic or wonder if she will do it. Scoring is a sure thing with yourself!

2. You don't care if you are not cool enough, have a zit, are too fat or too thin. Acceptance is easy.

3. As Woody Allen said, don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love!

4. You know what you like and like what you know.

5. You won't give yourself a STD, or feel bad giving one to someone else.

6. You don't have to use a condom!

7. You can do it as often as you like without being called names.

8. If you get tired and lose interest before you finish you won't piss off anyone else.

9. No problem waking up with someone you don't enjoy as much in the morning after the beer goggles have vanished.

10. Not need to worry over how soon to call, does she really like me, where is the relationship going, etc.

11. No flowers or love notes to send!

bikerbabe57701 49F

8/29/2005 9:58 am

I have to agree with you there, guess that's why I play with myself so much!!!!!

RailBaron2 54M

8/29/2005 1:50 pm

Your words are quite true, However after nine years I'm willing to take the chance & find a nice female for a little 1-1

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