Lawyer jokes  

redmustang91 57M  
8704 posts
3/5/2006 5:17 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Lawyer jokes

As a lawyer I find lawyer jokes offensive. Stereotypes show lazy thinking and right wing tendencies. Just like blonde jokes are not funny to me. I like blonde hair and do not like to put down those who appeal to me.

Those who hate lawyers are dictators like Adolf Hitler, Joe Stalin, Mao Tse Tung and Saddam Hussein.
They hate lawyers because lawyers defend the rights of the individual against the state. You have no enforcible rights without a functioning legal system and lawyers to fight for your rights to freedom or compensation for wrongs.

My favorite heroes are lawyers: Abraham Lincoln, Mahatma Gandhi, FDR.

Lawyers have to excel in undergrad school for four years, study law for three years, or four years at night, pass a hard Bar exam, and are subject to a very stringent set of rules of professional conduct. Lawyers are regularly disciplined or disbarred for unethical or illegal behavior. Unlike most business people, celebs or politicians.

Those who fear or envy lawyers should get a productive life and learn the key role lawyers play in American history, making our country the envy of the world for our legal system and rights.

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
3/5/2006 5:28 am

Uh oh, glad I didnt tell any lawyer jokes. I wonder if blondes feel the same way about the blonde jokes?

Purry {=}


redmustang91 57M  
8572 posts
3/5/2006 10:36 am

Some do, the more thoughtful ones...

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