Flog the dolphin before a date?  

redmustang91 57M  
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1/25/2006 9:26 am

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Flog the dolphin before a date?

One of the funniest scenes in "Something About Mary" was the advice to Ben Stiller about flogging his dolphin before going out on a date with hot Cameron Diaz so he does not walk around with a loaded gun! The missing jizm-hair gel leads to the great outstanding visual joke of Cameron's outstanding hair!

Which leads me to the question: do guys actually flog the dolphin before a date? I have never done so and never thought to do so. I always hope the date would include some sexy activities including mutual masturbation, but they rarely seem to turn out so well!

Reminds me of the old joke, if I am late to the party, start without me! But doesn't that take some of the fun out of being close?

So do you flog or not flog?

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