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It is like a whole 'nother universe!
Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife!
It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
Time's fun when you're having flies
Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
Don't knock my smock or I'll clean your clock!
Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
If you can read this, you're in range.
I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist
Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
It can't rain all the time
For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
You want to buy a magical chia pet?
I'm not wearing any underwear
Time is a plaything for children and fools.
I only kill to know I'm alive.
Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
Love's as good as soma!
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
YOU kill it -- I'm bitter.
SnaKES! snakES... SnakeS... SnAKes!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I.
Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!
9/23/2005 4:00 am
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Well, now that you're starting to see the fnords, if you're looking for something to read, like a book, may I suggest, "The Illuminatis Trilogy" by Robert Shaw and Robert Anton Wilson? And if you want to get the Markoff Cheney comments, "Schrodinger's Cat" by Robert Anton Wilson.
These books are considered essential reading among Discordians.