Certified sexually  

redmustang91 57M  
8743 posts
9/16/2005 9:24 am

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Certified sexually


One of the difficulties people face in having sex which discourages them is wondering whether the new lover will be any good. Will the time, energy and hassle of getting to know this person be balanced out by incredibly satisfying sex?

Sort of like the problem a consumer faces when buying a used car. Is this heap worth it or just a series of problem that will cost a lot and irritate me. Car manufacturers realized they could take the worry out of such purchases by offering certified used cars that were less trouble prone.

I suggest a similiar innovation for sex partners.

We create our own lab that would test and warrant pontential sex partners for love making knowledge and energy, attractiveness and health, weeding out psychopaths and degenerates (except those might have their own certified group for alt.com)!

Then successful applicants who passed would get a Goodlovemaker Seal of Approval.

A panel of testers would be needed for the tough job of rating the applicants and as a public service I offer to join the first group of testers. The testers would also get rated by the applicants to make sure they pass muster.

When shall we start testing?

funwithyou602 56F

9/16/2005 1:26 pm

LOL Today!!! Sounds like a plan. Really the sign of a truly good lover is one who can bed a bad one and have the talent to turn him into a good one.


redmustang91 57M  
8605 posts
9/16/2005 4:04 pm

If someone wants to learn and improve and the energy to spend, anyone can become a better lover!


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