finger condoms, mortgages, and free food  

real36CgirlPA 37F
443 posts
7/31/2006 2:57 pm

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8/19/2006 1:05 pm

finger condoms, mortgages, and free food

Tomorrow I get to take all my proof of income, asset crap to the mortgage lady. I'm trying to find a folder in my cluttered apartment that doesn't have a bunch of papers stuffed into it already.

Oh, did I mention I have the winning bid? If all goes well I'll be out of my apartment by September. WOOHOO!

Well, I told my neighbor on Saturday I would probably be moving first and she is a bit depressed because we have actually gotten along pretty well the past year or so. I ended up hanging out with her and drinking some beers on her porch. She had been drinking all day and decided she was going to dump all the meat out of her freezer and play with her smoker. So she gave me a whole tray of food to take home, which is cool because I can put off getting groceries until payday now.

The cat hasn't puked since I've been giving her the new medicine. I have to put on a little finger condom and squirt the dosage onto my protected finger. Then I have to stick said finger in her ear and rub the medicine into the ear skin, or whatever the hell it is called. Then I can wash off the finger condom and reuse it, which is actually allowed a few times since it is really a "finger cot" and not a mini cock condom. It is true they could possibly be marketing these to leprechauns but I'm sure they would come with a different set of instructions.

Djeeper1987 47M

7/31/2006 5:31 pm

Congrads. Looking forward to your blog on the new house.

Carpe Diem

real36CgirlPA replies on 8/1/2006 3:10 pm:
Thanks. I just signed my mortgage agreement crap today.

JazzDlight 59F

8/2/2006 9:12 am

woo hoo you are now a homeowner...when is the party???? Congrats Hun. Hugs, Jazz

real36CgirlPA replies on 8/4/2006 3:55 pm:
Thanks..closing is next month.

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