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I want...I need...
I want...I need...
Finally...had my first review at the job yesterday and received glowing reviews...but I do need to play nicer with the other kids in the sandbox...more about that in a minute...and a well deserved raise...
Yippeee....on the way home I was mentally calculating my new gain and thinking about all of the things I had put on hold and what I would buy first...
granted this is not as exciting as pretending that you have just won the lottery...and I WONT be quitting the job and racing off to some exotic destination to explore the mating habits of some forgotten forest tribe (more on that later too!), not to mention in order to spend this salary increase I must continue to arrive at the office each day...
Lately, I have asked myself…”do I need it or do I want it”…thinking this is a much more mature approach to keeping my spending habit in check. I took a pay cut with my recent position, a fare tradeoff considering I wanted to make the leap into an office and get off the streets. I have always been in sales…outside sales…NOT that kind of outside sales either…and while I have admired my new approach and attempt at monetary maturity, I am looking forward to opening up the purse string just a tad bit more…
More importantly, these are things that one should not have to “give up”; they are the little things that boost ones ego…lifts the moral…a treat.
These things should not have to be given up…hmmm a thought for a new insurance market…”Pampering Insurance” …in times of need you can claim items that directly enhance your well being….
So here is a short list of a few things I have “wanted” that I am filing a claim on very soon!
1. Pedicure ‒ Every woman, and man, should have at least one of these in their lifetime.
2. Manicure ‒ why not…kind of a curtains match the drapes thing…
3. Shoes ‒ You KNEW this was going to be on the list!
4. New sheets ‒ 800 count if that is possible…want to slide right of those babies!
5. Massage ‒ A massage you say….Dano does a fabo-fantastic job, but one thing leads to another…and…well you know }
6. Lingerie, Lingerie, Lingerie!
7. The Beaded Dolphin - it glows in the dark, 7 functions and 3 speeds!
8. A Love Swing!
9. Smart Balls ‒ the ad says that they are a “ A Deeply Feminine Pleasure.” not really on my list, but i thought why not...never hurts to have smart balls around...(is it just me or are “smart balls even possible…I will let you know!)
I have a few more items on my list…but for now they can stay on the want list…
10/16/2005 11:40 am
Wow quit a shopping list.|
so I need to quit offering so many massages? mmmmmmmm ok but I thought you enjoyed them.
A beaded dolphin? Where the hell are you going to keep him in the bathtub? OHhhhhhh sorry I get it now and no I do not glow in the dark or have 7 functions ummmmmm essentially my unbeaded goldfish only has 2 functions unless you count that massage thing but no more of those.
Smart Balls? oh whats the use even if I said I had them you would never believe it.
Sigh replaced by technology the fate of modern man
10/16/2005 11:57 pm
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh do go for the beaded dolphin , , my fav toy.. and Dano you don`t have to be replaced it can be enjoyed by two already a proven fact.|
10/17/2005 4:38 am
I couldn't live without 1 and 2. Or my wax.|
10/26/2005 9:45 am
Congrats young lady! Ah...isn't #9 an oxymoron? Smart balls?|
10/29/2005 10:04 pm
Congrats on the well deserved raise|
Good luck with that beaded shark thing ... as you can tell by my purity score I would be worried if someone whipped out some glow in the dark multifunction critter appliance ... who makes that thing black and decker
I recommend buying Dumb Balls instead of Smart Balls ... they would probably be make cheaper and have simple directions
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