Real newspaper ads  

quirky1234 53F
371 posts
8/31/2006 2:36 am

Last Read:
9/2/2006 1:08 am

Real newspaper ads


These were actual newspaper ads :

1.) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

2.) FREE PUPPIES: ½ Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor's dog.

3.) FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

4.) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat, been out awhile-- Better be a reward!!

6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale.

7.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

8.) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

9.) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

10.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

~Q~


euthenicist 61M
220 posts
9/1/2006 1:59 am

Thanks, Quirky! Been a long week and I needed a laugh. The funniest part was I started thinking of people I knew that something on your list happened to them. Between the laughs and the trip down Memory Lane, it was just what I needed.


100prcntnocnt 49F

9/2/2006 12:12 am

LOL.....Those are great! "Hateful little dog. Bites" and "WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE"........my faves. LOL


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