Ever have sex so good that you are stoned?  

queenoftheboys 53F
30 posts
6/16/2005 6:58 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Ever have sex so good that you are stoned?

Ever have sex so good that you are stoned?
Last night was one of those nights. This man was an oral surgeon.
He knew and had studied every part.
He had a 3rd degree black belt in oral.
When he was done I could barley remember who I was.
After a few hours it was time to run home or I would have fallen asleep for a week.
I carefully checked my shirt in the mirror to make sure that my buttons were lined up right.
Giggled when I though of the tounge that had been in my ass for the last hour.
I hat buttons and often find them difficult to work and line up right after great sex.
But I neglected to make sure that my skirt was not inside out.
I held my head up and walked though the hotel lobby. Nodding at a man standing at the check in desk.
I watched to gals from the night club walk by. I laughed how they looked like hoochy mammas one even had red platform go -go boots on. They looked the part of wild women but, I was the one that had just gotten eaten for two hours.
Did I notice my skirt was inside out then?
Of course not.
Thank goodness though that latter while driving I was awake enough to slam my breaks on when the truck on my left decided to take the ramp on my right.
I stopped an my neighbor hood quick stop, One I am often in a few times a week. One where I know the people behind the counter. Still a little stoned from the sex I tripped and went to smooth my skirt down. It was then that I felt the seem and realized that my skirt was inside out. Luckily it looks about the same worn either way. But at that time it jus hit me as the funniest thing in the world. In this silent neighborhood store I just started laughing my ass off. The kind of laugh that you do after about three hours of drinking when something dumb strikes you as funny, the kind you do where everyone has to see what is going on. Luckily for me there was only one person in the store. A young guy I often run into. I told him what I was laughing about and he said noone would realy notice. Then I gradually saw the light click on in his head and he knew what it meant when a gal is laughing about a inside out skirt at 1 am means. His face turned bright red and I laughed even harder.

rm_hot_fucker 46M

6/16/2005 9:43 pm

Can I fuck u?

rm_jimmur 59M
3 posts
6/23/2005 6:10 am

Good story; I wish I was the lucky guy who ran into you at the quick stop. I would like to top the guy in your story; I have a very talented tongue with a mind of it's own. Message me?

Happytonge69 57M
1 post
6/25/2005 6:19 pm

If I did that for you what would you do for me. You look like a rocking good time..

DanSailor7059 52M

7/9/2005 12:17 pm

It sounds like your experience was one that you'll remember for months even years. Are you primarily into the pleasures of oral exchange and is THAT what rocks your world, or did you do more than that?

rm_Gato17057 55M

7/11/2005 8:59 am

LOL. Great story. Loved it. Actually, I have experienced that "stoned-like" feeling. It does last for hours, doesn't? I sounds like you hooked up with quite a fellow, but then again, maybe he was greatly motivated by you. I know I would be. Please keep us posted on you adventures.

rm_outlandish86 48M/49F
6 posts
7/12/2005 2:15 pm

Girlfriend have been there many times and Ohh what a feeling. Make the best of it when it occurs and try to get it more often LOL.

Powrman_ 65M/65F
1 post
7/19/2005 3:40 am

Very interesting. I'm a 53 y/o male and every since I was 18 and discovered the mutial pleasure of performing oral sex on women I've been working and trying to perfect my craft. I don't want to sound like a braggert but after 35 years of active experiance at anything one should be pretty good at it. I was particularly delighted at the degrees you gave your lover. I'm going to get me an official looking diploma made up and hang it in my bedroom so that all women cumming from contact with me will know that they have definatly been served by someone that can give more than just lip service to their most prized posesions. Contact me for any oral exams and consultations. I welcome any and all questions and womanly desires. (PS just so you'll know...A tongue in the ass IS a very hot exam. b Oh but I love my job.

rm_kitamarou 57M
75 posts
8/14/2005 7:51 am

Your plump body greatly makes my important point energetic. Please I must be, finish, and encompass the one to have stood gently.

rm_turboman43 54M

9/3/2005 12:22 pm

Hello Baby

I m looking for a few female friends to show them a good time so if u are looking for some wild n wet times contact me soon so we can get it on with each other.

Now I want each woman here to think about what I have to offer her, we are going to meet some where to talk then while talking I will be feeling u up n getting u to a point where all u will want is to feel me up too.

after we both have the feeling out of the way we will decide where to go n get it on with each other, we go there when we get there I would remove her clothes then work my own into laying down so u can mount urself on top with ur kitty in my face n ur face between my legs.

after some licking u decide that it is time to do some riding so u mount ur kitty on my doggie to get some riding in for u are so wet u need to have me drill u out of control.

after some riding I would lay u down and mount u for some drilling of my own while I am drilling I would be sucking on ur nipples trying to make them milk if no milk there I know u will be cumming all over my doggie bathing him with ur love juices.

then when u think u have had it all I would get u on ur knees drill u from behind maybe u are a woman who likes to have ur asshole drilled as well then we would go back to the beginning where u suck me I eat u until u cant take any more.
Please contact me here so we can meet n see how long u can cum with n on me.........shaggy

mattpoplar69 42M
4 posts
10/3/2005 6:46 pm

I live in York, PA and I would like to meet you. I'm a sex freak and want to keep it discreet. I actually want to get into porn because I think I have what it takes. But if I don't I would like the chance to bang the shit out of someone as hot as you just to have a good night and good experience.

ktntoolman1 49M
13 posts
10/14/2005 10:38 am

hello, I would love to perform oral on you and make you feel stoned. I love to use my tongue and please women. Please let me know if I can do this too you

PlentyThick4U 62M

10/17/2005 6:44 am

Hi Queen,

I am very near you and would love to satisfy your needs a few times a week!

mrdave32 44M
1 post
6/19/2006 12:58 pm

hey email me at dwbltb at

smilinj4 88M

7/4/2006 11:43 am

hi sweety would follow you for miles through fleetwood to lick those thighs sweety simply awesome baby

hugedick58802 33M
1 post
8/6/2006 10:18 pm

hey i have had sex stoned its awesome anyway i bet u cant handle this i have a 9 inch cock and i and up for anything message me back

mtnexploreher 48M

9/6/2006 6:07 pm

Hard-on approved. You are definitely good looking and look good licking!

Hbgchef44 54M
9 posts
9/25/2006 4:56 am


If you were to ever have me service and lube you this story would be history. First I would stop by to cook you a cnadle light dinner then afterwards place your hot body on the table eating you twat for dessert. I would then ask you if I might offer you something thick n juicy for dessert?
You would then go between my legs and suck my thick n juicy cock until you could get anymore juice from it. I would then allow you to sit on my cock and ride it until you had to lay down for me to suck your twat clean again. After sucking you clean I would stroke you until a mood where all you cna do is cum all over my sweet thick cock.
I would think about 8 hrs of stroking you would be enough for the first time each time after that I would treat you to 4 hrs session 3 times each day. Yes I think you could handle me deep inside you that often so how about you let me know where, when and for how many hours we can get you all fucked up?
You can reach me online at yaa whoo as pachef1962
You have a wonderful day,

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