Would you like to live backwards?  

qship52 63M
187 posts
4/12/2006 1:55 am

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Would you like to live backwards?


(OK, this one is also lifted from the pages of Crazy Ed's The Frog Croaks. Last one, and then I get back to my own writings again. But this one has kind of an AdultFriendFinder twist to it at the end).

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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough.

It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.

0- You wake up in an old age nursing home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

0- You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

0- You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?) and you get ready for High School.

0- You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day.

0- Then you finish off as an orgasm!

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
4/12/2006 6:23 am

i'm quite happy moving forward ,imangine all the knowlegde we would have and then move backwards,would it stay or dimish in reverse,?


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


qship52 replies on 4/12/2006 7:28 am:
Well, if you *really* start thinking about living backwards, you can get yourself into one of those mental discussions about quantum physics, and simultaneous timelines that can just blow your mind!

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
4/12/2006 7:49 am

This sounds like one of Mercedes Benz' old commercial that had on the Malaysian tv at one time


qship52 replies on 4/12/2006 10:32 am:
I'm trying to think how MB could have made that concept into a commercial!

Hmmm... Commercials over there must have been quite different from the US!

My Dad had a Mercedes 190d, and then a 200d, both with automatics. Both were nice cars, but dog slow. Very hard to visualize those 'taxis' ending in an orgasm!

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