COMPUTER GENDER  

pwetty_cute 37F
39 posts
11/29/2005 8:59 pm

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COMPUTER GENDER


A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. “House” for instance, is feminine, “la casa”. “Pencil however, is masculine, “el lapiz”.

A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’”?

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether “computer” should be masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men’s group decided that “computer” should definitely be the feminine gender, “la computer”, because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic,
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is impossible to understand for everyone else,
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval, and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you will find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however, concluded that “computer” should be Masculine, “el computer”, because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on,
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves,
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem, and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if only you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women in the class (NOTE: the teacher was a woman), but the debate rages on!


jackrorabbit 47M
56 posts
11/30/2005 7:22 pm

I look forward to your funnies.. they really make a day better thanks for sharing


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/3/2005 3:50 am

Thanks for the laugh

Very cute and pretty true


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