CHRISTMAS TREES AND ONIONS  

pwetty_cute 37F
39 posts
11/30/2005 4:35 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

CHRISTMAS TREES AND ONIONS


During dinner one night, the son asks the father. “Dad, how many kids of boobies are there?”

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.”

“Onions?”

“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, “Mum, how many kinds of “willies” are there?”

The mother surprised, smiles and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it’s like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?”

“Yes ‒ dead from the roots up and the ball are for decoration only”.

amb_lily 40F

11/30/2005 5:08 pm

LMAO...good one...


jackrorabbit 47M
56 posts
11/30/2005 7:18 pm

ouch. reminds me of a good one.

A man goes bra shopping for his wife and he asks the clerk for help in finding the right size.
"well, how big is she... like a grapefruit?"
"no thats too big."
"oh like an orange?"
"um.. no still too big."
"ah... well maybe an egg?"
"That's it! Fried!"


keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
11/30/2005 8:03 pm

groan...


pwetty_cute 37F
10 posts
11/30/2005 8:35 pm

aawww!!! u boys can do better than a groan and an ouch.. use the head with brains. impress us ladies hehehee!


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/3/2005 3:56 am

Ouch and double groan

Sorry Cute the head with the brain doesn't always work that well in AdultFriendFinder land especially when you've been talking about breasts.


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