pwetty_cute 37F
39 posts
12/1/2005 5:48 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


*Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

*Any women can have the body of a 21-year-old. As long as she buys him a few drinks first.

*I’ve still got it but, nobody wants to see it.

*My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.

*I’m getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

*It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

*I’ve tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they haven’t made one called “Buns of Putty”.

*Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.

*These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, “For Fast Relief”.

*I think I’ve reached my sexpiration date.

*Don’t think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner Child playing with matches.

*Remember: You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/3/2005 4:07 am


I'm going to send this one to my sister she's been complaining about perimenopause.

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

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