[b]MEN[b]  

pwetty_cute 37F
39 posts
11/21/2005 9:07 pm

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[b]MEN[b]


MEN

1. Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they are plugged into a genius

2. Why don’t women blimk during sex?
They don’t have enough time.

3. Why does it take 1 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
They don’t stop to ask for directions.

4. Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their butt hole and they vapor lock.

5. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.

6. Why did God make men before women?
You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.

7. How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
Don’t know… it never happened

8. Why did God put men on Earth?
Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.

rm_Never911 59M
125 posts
11/21/2005 9:44 pm


WOMEN

1. Why should men hold hands with their wife?
To keep her from shopping.

uhoh....that's about the extent of my knowledge. lol


jackrorabbit 47M
56 posts
11/23/2005 7:17 am

I love it very funny.


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/23/2005 8:09 am

Glad to see you back Cute

Who says I won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties?

Have a happy Turkey Day Cute

Always,
Luke


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


pwetty_cute 37F
10 posts
11/23/2005 10:47 am

im glad to be back too.. there's this wonderful word spelt W-O-R-K that keeps me hunching over the table..


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/24/2005 5:51 am

Poor girl you must be a salary worker. Don't work too much the soul needs fun times too. Remember employers are like men they'll use and abuse you if you let them.

Hope you have a nice Turkey day Cute.

Always,
Luke


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


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