The Prescription  

purejoy4fem 46F/44F
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4/26/2005 4:42 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Prescription

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs a bottle of cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world would you need that?" The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes then got real big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife and handed it to the pharmacist. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."


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