SPELL OFFER ENDS MIDNIGHT 06 06 06  

puntachueca 105M
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6/5/2006 12:00 am

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6/6/2006 7:10 pm

SPELL OFFER ENDS MIDNIGHT 06 06 06

[blog saintlianna] has become the oracle of AdultFriendFinder. She has (as she so often does) sparked my imagination.

I am, among other things, a Licensed Sorcerer.

Now, for many good and insufficient reasons, I generally only conjure up White Magic Spells. But, in honor of the pending 6-06-06 (which is a very powerful day in Numerology), I herewith offer to cast a Spell at your request from now until June 6th.

SPELL OFFER ENDS MIDNIGHT 06 06 06

An example...let's say your boyfriend or husband left you for a young, svelt little tart. The appropriate spell would be: "May his dick only rise in the presence of grossly overwight women."

Another example...for a guy who keeps harassing you online: "May federal agents discover child pornography on his computer."

An example of a positive spell...you're sick and need healing: "May all the Smiley Faces on AdultFriendFinder unite to wipe out all the bad cells in your body."

Another example of a positive spell...you're feeling down and gloomy and need a perk up: "May rainbows guide your day and colored birds sing you a love song."
Get the idea?

Please indicate the reason for this Spell and whether it bodes good or ill for the subject so I may fashion it appropriately.



demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
6/6/2006 10:06 am

hey... this would be cool.

Positive spell... something to help me get a new job. um... specifically: daytime, mon-fri, accounting related, spokane area, good wage, self-enrichment and advancement opportunities. um... and if it's not too much, working with other ppl in a fun environment for a company i believe in ... would be a nice touch

Actually, i have a job interview thursday. i'm hoping to get a few more set up before then though. Better opportunities that way. And beign the object of a wage war is fun (had that happen once before).

I'd ask for True Love and Happily Ever After, but I've been told magic can't effect those.


puntachueca 105M

6/6/2006 7:10 pm

Now...for this to work you have to light a candle in a dark room, and stare it it for 30 seconds and visualize "True Love and Happily Ever After"...and the Spell is "May you find your true love and live happily ever after before the next snow storm ion Spokane."

After this, blow out the candle, and just look unfocused into the dark and visualize "daytime, mon-fri, accounting related, spokane area, good wage, self-enrichment and advancement opportunities"...and the Spell is "May many employers discover your extraordniary talent and appropriateness for the job they are trying to fill and offer you more money than you were going to ask for."

And a little advice...always try and get the employer to tell you what they are offering before you quote your expectation...70% of the time people undervalue themselves and give a lower number than what was going to be offered...and of course the employer will go with the would-be employee's number.


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