Leaving on a jet plane  

puntachueca 105M
2534 posts
8/11/2006 9:23 pm

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8/14/2006 6:20 am

Leaving on a jet plane


My bags are packed and ready to go
shampoo and hair gel had to throw
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
It痴 so dangerous now to fly
It痴 nearly midnight
I have a 9 Am flight
Got to stand in line
I知 so filled with fright
I could die.

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you値l pray for me
Hold me like you値l never let me go
Cause I知 leaving on a jet plane
Don稚 know if I値l be back again
Oh oh, I don稚 want to go.

Arab sitting in the 24th row
wondering if he's got a bomb to throw
I壇 rather see no carryons
No laptops and no cellular phones
Every place I look, I知 wondering
If that guy has been to Pakistan

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you値l pray for me
Hold me like you値l never let me go
Cause I知 leaving on a jet plane
Don稚 know if I値l be back again
Oh oh, I don稚 want to go.

Now the time has come to go
Down the runway off we go
If I make it
To where I知 bound
Gonna take a train
Or maybe a bus
Back home again

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you値l pray for me
Hold me like you値l never let me go
Cause I知 leaving on a jet plane
Don稚 know if I値l be back again
Oh oh, I don稚 want to go.

A greyhound bus or maybe a train
A car or ship, but never a plane
Oh oh, never gonna fly again

With apologies to John Denver

cairnsmale55 105M

8/11/2006 10:59 pm

I doubt that apologies are needed in todays environment...


puntachueca replies on 8/12/2006 4:19 am:
nasty world out there.

shylena256 42F
1967 posts
8/12/2006 12:15 am

How you gonna know I kissed you?
All I see is lipmarks on the screen?


puntachueca replies on 8/12/2006 4:20 am:
I wish we had better train service.
I can see it now, the flight attendents coming down the aisle..."toothpaste...mouthwash..."

VTLakesideVixen 60F
458 posts
8/12/2006 12:53 am

You know the worst thing about this is not that you altered the song, BUT the very need to alter the song is what's wrong!

Now tell me, Puntachueca, where do you want this at? And how about this for you? Do I really have to stay behind the glass so that I can't hug you one last time?

Pretty soon they will have us flying nekkid, with no luggage! Just hope that they keep them planes warm!!
(I'd better laugh--for all considered I'd be crying just thinking about what this country has come to!)

Hugs to you Puntachueca!

Vixen~~

PS--You never answered me if I could use your questions in my blog!
Please?


puntachueca replies on 8/12/2006 4:15 am:
You can use the questions..
Nekkid airlines...this might actually increase air travel!!

catkit13 66F

8/12/2006 1:12 am

a HUGE improvement on denver's lyrics - oh, so true and oh, so sad and oh, so scary


puntachueca replies on 8/12/2006 4:16 am:
I'm ondering why the aiurline industry hasn't taken things into their own hands, hired a bunch of ex special force people, and hunted down bi Laden themselves given the cost of all this to their businesses

catkit13 66F

8/12/2006 1:14 am

ps - i always thought the lyrics were by peter, paul and/or mary?


puntachueca replies on 8/12/2006 4:17 am:
when i went to snatch the lyrics the credit was Denver. PP&M just sang it...

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/12/2006 3:34 am

It was peter paul and mary who did this first. I have to fly to london on friday for a meet and I am kinda wishing I hadn't agreed to go.

Bye everyone, it was a blast


puntachueca replies on 8/12/2006 4:18 am:
do you go through Heathrow?

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/12/2006 4:59 am

nope I go to stanstead. This airport was road blocked the other day. I don't think my actual plane is in danger but it seems they are concerned about the volume of people around the airports. I think they have fears of something happening in one of them.

On the way down I will pick up my baggage and get out of there as quickly as I can. This is what the authorities want anyway.

It is on the way back the problem lies with check in being two hours before the flight. Think I might wait outside till it's my flight time. I really wish we had decided to drive.

Bye everyone, it was a blast


puntachueca replies on 8/13/2006 4:49 am:
The news over here has been the airport authority isn't providing enough people to handle all the inspections, etc. Our airport are doing pretty well.

readytolay_3
(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)
105F

8/12/2006 9:11 am

LMFAO...JD wouldn't mind.....I just wish He was still with us as I would have loved to hear what He would have wrote about 9/11....Ready

Ready


puntachueca replies on 8/13/2006 4:50 am:
Like a lot of us...sad song...what's the world coming too...no more Rocky Mountain Highs....

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
8/13/2006 9:19 am

Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


puntachueca replies on 8/14/2006 6:20 am:
I managed to get out of the trip this week.

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