Invitation to The Last Resort  

puntachueca 105M
2534 posts
5/26/2006 9:10 pm

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6/3/2006 7:38 am

Invitation to The Last Resort

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You appear to be a really over-worked, stressed out lady who really needs a day off from your worries, troubles, and obligations.

Therefore you are hereby invited to be a guest at The Last Resort where you will have no responsibilities whatsoever, and just be cared for and pampered for 24 hours.

You will be given a bubble bath, massage, time alone to read or sleep, and the staff of one (myself) would be at your beck and call for the entire stay.

Services of The Last Resort include (but are not limited to)…doing your week’s accumulation of laundry… to being your escort for a night on the town.

Kind of like Queen for a Day.

Extended on behalf of the dutiful Last Resort Staff who serve as cook, masseuse, chauffeur or whatever other role your desire.
Offer expires July 31, 2006.
There are no obligations or charges for the services of The Last Resort.
Please make reservation 24 hours before arriving.
Guest must provide own travel arrangements to and from Tucson, Arizona.

sexyariesgirl 57F

5/27/2006 5:27 am

WOW!!!!!! Sounds WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!

Power To FOK

puntachueca replies on 5/27/2006 6:37 am:
I think the cowboys are on to something here.

Everyone ought to have a day when they have no responsibilities and are just taken care of and pampered.

Husbands and boyfriends ought to do this for their wives and girlfriends.

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
5/27/2006 9:56 am

Now why didn't I think of this!

puntachueca replies on 6/3/2006 7:38 am:
take it and run with it!

rm_Kissmystuff 61F
1435 posts
5/28/2006 2:44 pm

Mmm..sounds wonderful. You'll have us lined up for miles! Put me down for Wednesday of each week.



puntachueca replies on 5/28/2006 4:04 pm:
I'm thinking...maybe the staff of The Last Resort needs to make house I know what I'm going to do if I win the lottery...

demonicsexkitten 41F
10672 posts
5/28/2006 5:48 pm

ohhh!! i would sign up though... i already have another guy promising me an entire month of pampering. AND he will change my kitties litter box too. I'm sure I can fit this into my schedule too

puntachueca replies on 5/28/2006 5:53 pm:
A guy who will change your kitty's litter box!!! Hang on to this dude...he's really rare!!!!

demonicsexkitten 41F
10672 posts
5/28/2006 6:33 pm

he's a vetrinary assistant. loves animals and is used to it. though he is well worth keeping oh yeah... and he wants to go to massage school. i volunteered to be "homework". lol.

puntachueca replies on 5/28/2006 7:36 pm:
That's cool!!!
Good for you!!!!
Vets are neat people. My doc is a vet (us lawyers don't rate human physicians)


5/28/2006 7:26 pm

Now why does it have to be clear across the country! MOlastresort wanted! {=}

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

puntachueca replies on 5/28/2006 7:33 pm:
I'm thinking here (dangerous stuff thinking is) I just might take The Last Resort out on the road. What a road trip that would be...

catkit13 66F

5/29/2006 9:22 pm

how tempting this sounds! where do i sign up? oops, no time right now, let me check my calendar . . . i guess i really DO need something like this, the sooner the better!
thanks for the great idea!

puntachueca replies on 6/3/2006 7:39 am:
stranegly, I actually sent one out to someone and never got a reply.
oh well...back to more cowboy advice.

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