puntachueca 105M
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7/17/2006 10:46 pm

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TUCSON: Scientists at the General Delivery University have unequivocally concluded that the systematic suppression of the Goddess is responsible for global warming.

"Before the male dominated forms of modern religion succeeded in diminishing the equal status of women and justified the power over concept of Man's relationship to Nature, humans had enough respect for the environment to understand any attempts to manipulate it were likely to backfire," said Carol Yung, Professor of Religious Studies at the GDU.

"With the advent of the destruction of Goddess religions, men presumed they had dominion over Nature and the result is a looming planetary disaster," added Yung.

In the early days of civilization, male gods and female goddesses held co-equal status resulting in peaceful agricultural societies. However, another strain of humanity that survived by herding animals figured out that it was easier to steal food and women than to develop the capacity to produce the necessities of life through hard work and cooperation. One by one the Goddess worshipping civilizations were attacked and overrun by the herders, and male war gods replaced peaceful female grain goddesses, noted Yung.

"The essence of Goddess religions was harmony and balance between the yin and yang of the human psyche, between good and evil, and between nurturing and conquest," added Yung.

"Obviously at some point in the evolution of modern society, the male-dominant approach overran the balance with the female view, and women were written out of religious doctrine," said Yung.

"In what is probably the greatest public relations fraud in history, women were marginalized, along with their values of respect for Nature" added Yung.

The end product of this bamboozlement is a reliance on technology to solve all problems, with the consequence that the world's climate is rapidly changing for the worse.

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free2chose2 66F

7/17/2006 11:35 pm

How succinct

Don't worry, be Happy

puntachueca replies on 7/18/2006 5:14 am:
And true.

amoldenough 70F
16436 posts
7/18/2006 1:43 am

That's why Goddesses (women) should rule the world.

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."

puntachueca replies on 7/18/2006 5:14 am:
Us men need to get back to that old time religion.

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
7/18/2006 8:34 am

As George Carlisn said, this "proves God has to be a man; no woman could or would fuck things up this way."

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

puntachueca replies on 7/18/2006 12:42 pm:
George is, as usual, right on

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

7/18/2006 3:20 pm

All this is true but the humor quickly fades when you realize that even the Male dominated Science had state clearly that if we as a People do not do something about Global warming in the next ten years it may be to late...As the polar ice caps are melting at such a rate they will melt completely with in that time span...And look at Glacier National Park, more than 90% of the park has melted and is expected that with in the next 5-6 years there will NOT be a Glacier Park left...But OUR Government is NOT listening the dumb fucks want to expand their exploitation of Alaska's wilderness to fuel our Energy needs...Sad as it may sound WTF difference does it make NOW who in charge..??...Yes we NEED BALANCE between the Female and the Male but we NEED action NOW by who ever we can get to take it....May the Mother Goddess have pity on us all as we are really going to NEED it...Ready


puntachueca replies on 7/18/2006 6:24 pm:
Agreed. And I sure get the feeling the critters are in a serious state of panic about what's going on...more so than the people.

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