An open letter..  

pukinglibidios 36F
2 posts
3/26/2006 11:13 am

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4/26/2006 8:15 pm

An open letter..


Dear past men and former men who have or will try to get in my pants,

Don't make a comment on a girl's weight when you're trying to get into my pants. For some odd reason...it kills the mood.

Making comments such as "You're a big girl, but you carry your weight well" or "If you're being self conscience, it's no big deal" are not compliments. In fact, they're slightly offensive, and probably will lose any chance you ever had in getting into my fat girl pants.

And please, please, please, for the love of God, do not make it seem like me being fat is some sort of disability you're willing to overlook cause damn, I'm still hot. I haven't lost a leg. I'm not a paraplegic. I'm fat. I got stoned one too many times in my life. I sat around and was lazy. I know this. And one day..I will get sick of it and do something about it. But until then..this is the way I look. And, frankly, I have a few bonus from it.

And please, don't act surprised when I meet you. I didn't mislead you. I didn't pretend I was skinny. I fully disclosed everything about who I was physically before you and I ever had a meeting. I gave you my speech about how I am not ginormous, but yes, I do have some weight on me. You had every opportunity to move along to the next girl.

No need to fear, Mister, I will not be offended if you're not into me. I completely understand. For some guys, it's just not their thing. There will always be more men for me, and more ladies of your liking for you. So, please, don't waste my time.

Thank you.

illdoyougood 35M

3/28/2006 2:04 am

hey, id still get with you, although id have to see your face to make that determination.


rm_threeison 35M

4/26/2006 2:01 pm

Couldn't have put it better myself!
Jared


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