THE LIST!  

ptilda1123 41F
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11/12/2005 9:29 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

THE LIST!

So, I have been slowly whittling away at the list of things I must accomplish before I turn 30. There are only 11 days left, so I'd better get moving...

So far, I think we've crossed the following things off the list:
7. accept illegal campaign contributions (please reffer to previous post)
25. Slap my pussy (previously discussed in a group discussion on AdultFriendFinder)
26. Pick my nose in public

And in the last 24 hours, I am happy to announce that I have accomplished these tasks as well:
8. NOT swerve when I come upon an ALREADY dead animal in the direct path of my car (technically, I didn't see what it was in the road, but it looked fuzzy, and there was a bloody-pulp-like substance smeared around, so I'm gonna cross this one off & forget the whole horrible thing.
15. Go see my mother (done tonight)
33. Do something nice (done last night, I made cookies for my man)
34. Ask to be repaid for doing that nice thing (done last night when I asked him to go with me to see my mother. Not quite sure how baking pre-mixed cookies is equivelant to going with me to see my mother, but he did go with me, and all I can figure is that I'm one hell of a talker!)

On my list of things which I am in the process of accomplishing are:
10. Post a dozen new photos on AdultFriendFinder (started this the other day & didn't get it finished)
16. Keep my mother from finding my naked pictures on AdultFriendFinder (still successful in this area as far as I know)

And once I get those done, I have the following to work on (any input as to which I should tackle next?):
1. Go for a walk holding hands
2. Go for a walk holding someone else's hand!
3. Pay a bill after I tell the billcollector "fuck you"
4. Go to church
5. Paint my body & take pictures
6. make love to a woman
9. Get gang-banged
11. Be a bitch to as many people as I can & see how many still like me
12. Be nice to as many people as I can & see how many still hate me
13. Clean my boyfriend's house
14. Earn my PhD (probably won't happen, since I would have to complete about 4 years of college in about 3 weeks)
17. Finish my website
18. START my website
19. pour liquid into the hard-drive out of frustration at not getting my website to do what I want it to do
20. Invent a new language
21. Learn how to speak that language
22. Figure out the logic of the last 2 tasks
23. Have sex with my boyfriend's friend (it doesn't matter which one)
23. Have sex with my friend's boyfriend (here, again, it does not matter which one!)
24. Play with candle wax for a sexual stimulant
27. Get lost
28. Find my way back
29. Write a poem
30. file for divorce
31. Fake a pregnancy test
32. Buy a fish to put in my boyfriend's empty (except for the stale water & algae) fishtank


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