Free education for the boys willing to learn  

ptilda1123 41F
144 posts
11/20/2005 1:27 pm

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11/4/2006 8:16 pm

Free education for the boys willing to learn


Ok, I'm sure you single men out there aren't intentionally as pathetic as you come across, so I'm gonna offer some free advice:

1. If you aren't offering more than a fuck, you're not gonna get any action on AdultFriendFinder.

2. Dick pics will get you little if any play. If you have a freakishly large dick, you might get emails from some women wanting to see if it's real, but most won't be willing to let that go in them, and pretty much none are gonna suck it.

3. Writing me with any of the following phrases, will get your email immediately deleted:
"When can we hook up?"
"I can make you cum all night?"
"Can I fuck you in the ass?"
"Do you fuck bareback?"
"What are you doing tonight?"
"I want to taste your pussy."

4. If you want to tap this, you gotta show me you got some brains.

[updated]

5. If you can't spell it, don't write it! And the same goes for grammer. Say it correctly, or don't bother at all!

more to come... (and I welcome input, especially from the girls out there)

RodTender 46M
140 posts
11/20/2005 2:16 pm

Sexy lady, here's a further suggestion for all the gents out there: try to be more like me, Rod Tender.


rm_longsax97 34M

11/20/2005 2:25 pm

Hey thanks a lot for the advice. If you see my pic, I obviously need it. Well there wasn't anywhere to vote if was good so I just wanted to send you an emial saying thanks. Alright bye!


SweetLoadInKC 46M

11/20/2005 3:59 pm

For most the part I see where you are coming from. And I'm definitely not trying to be argumentative.

But.... for the record, I've gotten more action with my dick pics than my face shot, and most, if not all, of the respondents have been more than willing to suck it. In fact, a few wanted *only* to do that.

Which is just fine with me.


ptilda1123 41F

11/20/2005 4:01 pm

Rod Tender, I think you're the shit, and yes, I do think more men should have profiles like yours. Although the otherworldly-grotesque picture made me want to look away, something forbade it! I had to look! I had to read on! And I round tears in my eyes as I read your profile!

If nothing else, I would give Rod Tender a chance simply based on his intelligently hillarious humor! He's unique!

That's what I'm talking about boys! Be yourself! I can tell this guy would be FUN (albiet a bit terrifying at the same time).

If only we were closer...


ptilda1123 41F

11/20/2005 4:06 pm

longsax97, you don't stand out... although that is an interesting trick you're doing with your dick there! You might consider puting that on a video for all to view and enjoy! LOL

Even if you have to draw a face on your ass, try to post a face pic. If you're affraid to show your face, it's either because you're married or you're affraid of someone you know seeing you on here, and if they see you, they probably won't say anything, 'cause they are on here too!


ptilda1123 41F

11/20/2005 4:14 pm

barenativ, you are SO right! I get guys asking me all sorts of things I've already explained in my profile. You ask me something that's in there, you're gonna get blown off... anyone not willing to read the whole profile & get to know me before trying to get in my panties, is not worth my time!


oralpleasurez42 38M

11/20/2005 4:28 pm

Ah yes, nothing like an education from a woman with a great smile. Keep up the great work!!! I'm sure this one is going to get some ratings. Now, how do I show my brains without proving mathmatical formulas on this site?


ptilda1123 41F

11/20/2005 4:32 pm

SweetLoadInKC, you might have a point, but you're an exception... and you have a pretty nice dick, but you also show your face (partially), and your profile shows some intelligence... so my questions is, why are my posts all loading at the end rather than after the last response? Inquiring minds want to know...


ptilda1123 41F

11/20/2005 4:34 pm

oralpleasurez42, you are also a good example... sweet, handsom man, showing he has some brains... although the mathmatical formulas might be a nice touch too... you might look into that! LOL


naughtynotnice77 39F

11/20/2005 4:37 pm

Isn't that the truth!!! I love the ones that say "can we talk before we fuck?" The ignorance of some people! I love it! Keeps it entertaining!


chocolatebunnE 30F

11/20/2005 11:27 pm

you tell 'em girl.


SweetLoadInKC 46M

11/21/2005 10:20 am

    Quoting naughtynotnice77:
    Isn't that the truth!!! I love the ones that say "can we talk before we fuck?" The ignorance of some people! I love it! Keeps it entertaining!
So does that mean that you prefer not to talk before we fuck?


ptilda1123 41F

11/21/2005 5:16 pm

I think she's implying that it's the ignorance of thinking that we would actually agree to NOT talk before fucking! It should be obvious!


ufeelmeblack69 47M
8 posts
11/23/2005 3:38 pm

I know women deal with a lot more things then men do on any sex site or dating site. My only problem is a women looking for true love on a sex site. Like for instant a woman telling you she wants someone respectful, caring and not just into sex but she has a shot of her tits and pussy for you to look at. I mean come on I am a man and what do you think a man is going to want after he see that. Other
than that I do agree with you sweetie.


ptilda1123 41F

11/23/2005 5:15 pm

My thought on looking for true love on this site is, would you want YOUR man looking for a woman on that site? In other words, look for the kind of guy that would deserve the woman you know you are, and to do that, you gotta look in the kind of place where you would like your man to hang out... school is always nice!

I'm talking about being open & honest about your sexual openness. If you're kiding from someone, you probably have issues. I get a lot of shit for talking about being married (get it right, we're separated, live in different states, and never see eachother, and the only reason I haven't yet filed is that I have to be a resident of the state for 6 months before I can do that, and I have a few weeks to go), and I have a BF, and am not sure where I fit in here... at least I'm honest!


countrypassion2 54F
26 posts
1/27/2006 11:53 am

My country perspective:

I Like to look, but honestly do not care to play the field; but I joined this site. Why? Because it is where the action is. Good, bad, reserved, or nasty, its all here. Trick is reading between the lines to find what you are after. Just because I prefer to unleash my passion for one hot Wrangler clad guy, doesn't mean I have not enjoyed all this site has to offer. That is of course except for the emails from guys who talk like you mentioned above, could to spell if their life depended on it, and did not bother to read my profile to see what I was seeking. Most people either through their profile, a blog, a picture, or phone call will reveal what they are after. So after much searching and talking to some great people I found what I was after. We both agreed we were the minority on this site, but the point is it worked for us. Happy trails..............


rm_xtcfor_3 46M/43F

3/11/2006 10:19 am

For the record...the correct spelling is grammar. I'm here to help


DaveBabee 60M
4 posts
7/7/2006 5:05 am

I have chosen to NOT include a pic of my dick anywhere on this site... I would just as soon have someone be attracted to me for the size of my spirit than for what they might see as a result of our mutual attraction. And as for how getting to know someone is approached... I wouldnt walk up to someone I found attractive in a grocery store and say "hey...I really wanna fuck you doggie style...what do you think?" without a pretty clear understanding that at best she's gonna walk away thinkin "scuz bucket" if not a physical attack from a 4th degree black belt in I "Dont Take That Kinda Shit From No Man"....


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