Before it's too late!  

ptilda1123 41F
144 posts
11/6/2005 10:18 am

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Before it's too late!

Ladies and gentlemen, reality is setting in. As much as I hate to admit it, the inevitible is going to some to pass in a couple of weeks, and nothing I can do will stop it.

With trembling fear and dread, I approach that fateful day which will change me forever... that day which will take me to a new, unfamiliar place... that day which will thrust me violently into an entirely new category of people...

What is that day, you might ask...

It is a day more horrible than imaginable. A day which will never come again, but will always haunt me no matter where I go. It's a day which I approach with a sick feeling in my stomach, combined with a healthy dose of excitement at the changes that it will bring.

That day is... my 30th birthday!

There, I said it! I've admited it! There's no going back... no stopping it now!

Help me! Come with me! Take me to the edge, and hold my hand as I jump off! Never again will I be 20-something!

So, on the 23rd of this month id my birthday, and I need to come up with a list of things to do before I'm 30. Can you help me?

rm_timmer17370 43M

11/6/2005 1:25 pm

a gandbang

rm_timmer17370 43M

11/6/2005 1:26 pm

a gangbang

ptilda1123 41F

11/6/2005 10:55 pm

Ya know, I was actually thinking that might be a good celebration... would that mean I need to take 30 dicks... to celebrate my 30th birthday?


peanutman69 50M
1 post
11/7/2005 1:06 am

Come to the Bahamas and have some sun and me

drewec22 37M
13 posts
11/7/2005 10:24 am

how about a nice night full of me making you cum over and over, doing whatever you would like and all the concentration on your pleasure. I would love to give you a day full of pleasure whenever and however you want it. If you think you would enjoy this send me a message

ptilda1123 41F

11/7/2005 2:41 pm

hmmmm... all offers mentioned above are, indeed tempting, and yet, they lack something. Something that is new, exciting, tittilating, invigorating... what is it? Oh yes, it's a woman!

I think maybe I should make my final 20-something days end on a good note by having a hot night of passion with a gorgeous woman! How 'bout that, boys? Maybe if you're good, we'll let you watch! lol

rm_txscorpion 42M
206 posts
11/8/2005 12:35 am

Don't sweat it none. Grab a few drinks, a sexy wet woman, an unknowing stiff d***, and celebrate like it's going to be your last b-day. Personally, the age thing doesn't mean much. I just celebrated the 6th anniversary of my 25th b-day last week!

~The Scorpion King~

ptilda1123 41F

11/8/2005 3:06 pm

you wanna show me how it's done, txscorpion?

4 posts
11/8/2005 4:00 pm

So your birthday is Nov 23rd huh.... the same as mine. DOnt sweat it I remember that dreadful day (of turning 30) almost 3 years ago. But you will learn that it only gets better

ptilda1123 41F

11/9/2005 6:41 pm

Thanks MNBLKMAN32, makes me feel so much better! lol

rm_txscorpion 42M
206 posts
11/11/2005 12:01 am

Yup, I can show you how it's done. Might as well party like it's your 21st b-day right? Alcohol has never been an issue as my place stays wet like the ocean. The sexy wet woman is no problem. Me, being the gentleman that I am, can generously play the part of the "unknowing one". Think your man would smack me in the back of the head with a frying pan if he knew?

Honestly, it would be an honor to celebrate your birthday with you. Especially since I did nothing but eat for mine. If nothing else, have a few drinks for me! You can always hit me . Just send it to da_pympsta.

All in all, enjoy yourself as much as you can. Remember, in a woman's time table, time stops at 30 and SLOWLY ticks back to 25. So by the time you're 40 you should just be reaching your 27th b-day!

~The Scorpion King~

ptilda1123 41F

11/11/2005 3:00 pm

txscorpion, I think I love you! lol And my man would probably enjoy the show along with you. We might have to talk.

rm_txscorpion 42M
206 posts
11/11/2005 8:48 pm

Well, thank you much young lady! Coming from a good looking woman such as yourself has made my evening. I needed that today. It was a tough one in the office.

Anyway, just hit me back. You have the yahoo and AdultFriendFinder addresses. Till next time sweet lady....

~The Scorpion King~

ptilda1123 41F

11/12/2005 7:42 am

So, are you driving, or flying up here from TX to see me? lol

rm_txscorpion 42M
206 posts
11/12/2005 11:02 pm

I'm glad the price of gas has gone down! I've gotta see if I have some vacation time left. I may have to threaten my bosses to squeeze an extra day or two out of them! lol

Just remember, no frying pans!

~The Scorpion King~

ptilda1123 41F

11/18/2005 4:05 pm

Well, better get driving ;

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