More Simple Things  

pseudohippie 49F
219 posts
8/27/2005 7:08 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

More Simple Things

So I had a fairly crappy week.

I owe money left and right, and I'm unemployed. And the bills keep coming, of course, cause that's adulthood for you.

My house that's on the market needs yet ANOTHER repair (I lived in it for 7 years with no problems). It's a small problem...but of course, it requires taking the house off the market and paying money to get it fixed (see above, cause I have no money.)

I had to have a "procedure" done on my genitals and then was informed I require at least two more surgeries on them, starting next week. (No big deal, really, but still, it's genital surgery) Oh...and I don't have medical insurance, either.

The water department threatened to turn off the water for the 3rd time, even though they have no reason to do so. This means that I have to sit on hold with them for hours....AGAIN.

My best friend cried to me and asked advice about the same loser-moron-user she's been in love with for four years (and I despise him). But I love her, even if she is a fool and extremely high maintenance...so I comforted her and gave the same advice I've given 203840298402384 times.

Plus I had a huge zit on my ass. Gross.

Anyway...

Today, I get to go to this lovely and secluded wooded farm cottage, where I can be lovingly treated by my boyfriend, hang out in the nude outside, go skinny dipping in a pool, and generally have a delightful short vacation.

And the extra special benefit of this excursion? It's FREE. Wait. It's not just FREE, my boyfriend is actually getting PAID for us to do this.

Housesitting ROCKS!


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
8/27/2005 4:02 pm

Pseudo honey, that's not a zit. It's a boil... *RUNS!*

I hope things start looking up for you. Have you considered putting out an ad, to do housesitting yourself? It can be decent money, if not steady. (Of course, I think of this as vacation season starts to end.)

You're getting ready to sell your house... Yard sale? I made $600 at mine when I moved, which when you're drowning in bills isn't much, but it's some relief. What doesn't go there can go on eBay. Maybe. I've been selling off the shoes I've bought that I wore once and never wore again.

Then of course, there's always drug dealing and hooking for really fast money, but you would risk a vacation at Club Fed with one and I doubt Mr. Dark would like the idea of the other. So I guess they're out.

Wanna start a dungeon with me? You'd look cute with a whip. *blinks innocently*


Reformed_Menace 47M

8/27/2005 4:44 pm

Pop the zit and move on... lol

Pseudo I know what you are going through, not personally; but I can empathize. The unemployment thing is the worst. I have started writing about strategic human resource management, HR professionals are talking about strategy and do not know the meaning of the word.

About your sugery. Was the second or third opinion conclusive?

Your friend's problem, tell her to Stop the Bull S&%t!!! That's all I got. Don't let Bull S&%t in your life...

One thing I do have to say I am happy you have someone who cares about you. I wish you and MD all the best.

So if the house is rocking dont come knocking.... lol


Wyldflower626 40F

9/17/2005 6:38 pm

I still need to give you that phone sex information..I am gonna make you a rich woman my dear...*wink*...and pop that zit on your ass...Those ones are the juiciest..well at least that is what I hear...lol


pseudohippie 49F

9/19/2005 6:40 pm

Um...okay, well, the zit/boil has been gone for awhile. And to further disgust any readers, MrDark71 popped it for me.

Wyldflower, we do have to discuss that. Although I just accepted a bid on my for sale house, which will net me a nice little profit, so I can breathe again, financially. Still...easy work...big money...lol *winks back frantically* lol


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