7 kinds of sex!!!!!  

prettypussy4004 86F
1033 posts
8/30/2006 8:03 pm

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9/4/2006 7:14 pm

7 kinds of sex!!!!!

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue
in the face.
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The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you
will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
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The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
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The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you both say "screw you."
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The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get
Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
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The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front
of everyone
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And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.

I think I'm going to invent another type of sex and that would be invisible sex: haven't seen it, haven't had it and don't believe it exist anymore.


No road is traveled alone, just know your journey is a shared one.
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rm_snap698 39M
4 posts
8/30/2006 8:29 pm

good post


prettypussy4004 86F

8/31/2006 10:21 pm

Thank You Snap{=}

No road is traveled alone, just know your journey is a shared one.
{=}Pretty


ProspectorsPlace 67M/64F

9/1/2006 6:22 am

Sadly true... been there and done that..but then again haven't most of us?


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prettypussy4004 86F

9/1/2006 4:03 pm

yes some of us has, Big horn{=}

No road is traveled alone, just know your journey is a shared one.
{=}Pretty


REVHEAD8 48M

9/2/2006 2:26 pm

OMG
I DIDNT THINK I WAS CATHOLIC
IM GETTING NUN SEX
GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY----GOOOOOO!!!!!


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