oh so graceful....NOT!  

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
3045 posts
7/9/2006 10:35 pm

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7/13/2006 7:33 pm

oh so graceful....NOT!


Okay, first off, if you couldn't tell. I'm home. Yeaaaaaa me! Now..on with the post......

Picture this...

I just got home from spending the weekend at the lake. Its about 6 in the evening, I'm tired. I've spent at least 6 hours ON the lake and several hours IN the lake as well. I come home, go to my backyard to feed "loud dog in back". I go to put up the weedeater in the shed, that was left out. I unlock the shed, open the door, take a step to put it inside, take another step and......what happens next?

I step into a hole, fall, hit my knee on the door facing, twist my ankle on the other leg. So I'm on the ground, on my back thinking how am I going to get up. So, I get on all "4's" position, except I'm not on on the knee that I hit. Anyways, my knee is still hurting and I've got one of those Ace bandage wraps around my ankle. Its not bad, it just hurts a little so I figure I will give it some support for a day or two. Hopefully it will feel better. Graceful I am not!

Oh yeah, after my graceful fall, I looked down at my feet. I broke a toe nail! Ruined my pedicure! Ugh!!!! The inhumanity of it all!!!! *sobbing*

Not only that, I got attacked by a big ol' spider on the pontoon boat! It was crawling UP my neck. Not around me, but UP my neck. My child was "dancing" in front of me going, spider, spider, spider momma, on your neck! So I start swatting at it, finally knock it off. That sucker was HUGE!!!!

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
7/9/2006 11:27 pm

You poor thing...sounds like a great day though with just a couple tough moments. Hope that leg heals quick...


smiles4harry 38M

7/10/2006 12:54 am

dang what an adventure...hope u get well soon... spiders always seem to get cozy around u... i am glad this time too you were lucky!.. take care and get better.


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
7/10/2006 1:03 am

    Quoting LustyTaurus:
    You poor thing...sounds like a great day though with just a couple tough moments. Hope that leg heals quick...
Thank you! I need to be babied. *sniff sniff*

Any takers?


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
7/10/2006 1:54 am

    Quoting smiles4harry:
    dang what an adventure...hope u get well soon... spiders always seem to get cozy around u... i am glad this time too you were lucky!.. take care and get better.
Thank you! I know! I think spiders realize how I hate them, they are trying to get even. I believe they are all in a union and trying to attack me. I dunno, now I'm kind of afraid it might have bitten me on the neck, so I'm watching for any kind of bump.


gardenstate1980 36M
53 posts
7/10/2006 4:44 am

Ahhh, I'd have given you a proper hug, made you put your leg up, and fussed around making sure that you were okay.
Spiders on the other hand....you're on your own! urrrghhh


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
7/10/2006 9:54 am

Awwww...thank you! I wouldn't know what to do if that were to happen!

Gee thanks, what a gentleman! lol.

I need to find my own personal spider killer, I fear spiders are out to get me!


rm_equus70 55M
2 posts
7/10/2006 10:25 am

So, are you stuck at home right now with your leg up, on this rainy day in Cape?

You need a nice cup o tea? (or?)


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
7/10/2006 12:27 pm

I'm very good at babying people...
You just sit on the couch, I'll take care of everything.
kisses.


NarcsChaffKneel 47M
18 posts
7/10/2006 12:29 pm

I'd be happy to baby you!

Erotifunguy
(at the Y)


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
7/10/2006 5:24 pm

    Quoting rm_equus70:
    So, are you stuck at home right now with your leg up, on this rainy day in Cape?

    You need a nice cup o tea? (or?)
Nope, I was running errands getting medicine filled for my dad. Luckily, I caught myself as I was about to slip and fall on the deck. lol.

Hmmm, or what?


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
7/10/2006 5:30 pm

    Quoting toothysmile:
    I'm very good at babying people...
    You just sit on the couch, I'll take care of everything.
    kisses.

Woohooooooo. So tell me, what exactly are you going to take care of for me? *bats her eyes*


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
7/10/2006 5:30 pm

Oh yeah! I'd be happy to let you.....lol.


docdirk 47M

7/13/2006 5:35 pm

Broken toenail???

I know how you feel. Last year, when I lost my arm doing the machete trick, I begged for the EMT's to put my nails on ice. They can re-attach those puppies these day... ya know?

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
7/13/2006 7:33 pm

    Quoting docdirk:
    Broken toenail???

    I know how you feel. Last year, when I lost my arm doing the machete trick, I begged for the EMT's to put my nails on ice. They can re-attach those puppies these day... ya know?
They can do that? Wow, I didn't know that! So you have your nails attached to whats left of your arm. Does it help?

Hmmm....must be an old picture, b/c looks like you still have both arms. What do you think?


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