Ohhhhhhh what a day!  

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
3045 posts
8/15/2006 2:35 pm

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8/21/2006 1:42 pm

Ohhhhhhh what a day!


This is my update on my first day back at work. Everything was going pretty good. Nothing big. Was finishing putting together rooms. Swept the floors. Went to a meeting. Then it was time for lunch. So, we the ENTIRE faculty start heading over to the cafeteria. I'm walking along the wall, talking. **BAM**
It happens. I, just lil' ol' me slipped and almost did the complete splits in the hall floor. Oh my gosh! Can't believe it, they were like are you okay??? I'm like yes, I'm fine. SOOOOO embarrassed!

Naturally, I would find the only water puddle in the hall! Would you have thought otherwise? I mean, c'mon you all have read about all my calamaties! Geez!

So anyways, I caught myself with my hands. I checked myself out after a little while and I immediately start getting a purple area on the heel of my palm. Yep, think I popped a blood vessel or something. It hurts too! I can't put alot of pressure on it. Not only that, but I broke a toenail while executing the splits! AND my toe is hurting *sigh*

I'm going to keep an eye on my hand, to make sure there isn't any more brusising and it doesn't get to stiff on me, if it does probably go and get an x-ray just to make sure it isn't fractured.

Gooooo me!

*sigh*

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
8/15/2006 4:28 pm

Sounds like my kinda luck


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/15/2006 5:54 pm

Cool???? Gee thanks!


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/15/2006 5:55 pm

lol But your luck includes pumpkins! All I get is the plant!


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
8/15/2006 6:06 pm

i'm pretty sure this is part of that international terrorist conspiracy... the one that involved the evil insects too.
kisses, baby...


CongaFelixRubes 54M  
1222 posts
8/16/2006 7:39 am

I'm thinking that you really do not want to be at work today so subconsciously your are trying find a way to go home.


T_A_B_75 41M

8/16/2006 10:29 am

That's funny in a that's not funny way. But it is funny.

One of my buddies is accident prone. No matter what we do he will hurt himself.

My step dad hurts himself when doing renovations, which they are starting to do again. Last time the doctor knew him by his first name and was curious as to when the renovations would be finished because he was going to start charging him a monthly fee for a parking spot out front.

So you're not the only one. If that makes you feel any better.


GraspCrownRusts 46M
780 posts
8/16/2006 2:30 pm

Well, I hope day two has been a better day for ya, girlie...

How is the hand? Those are important for all sorts of fun stuff ya know? Cooking, cleaning, driving, masterbating, chatting, blogging dressing, undressing, showering, bathing, holding, caressing, grabbing, riding.

Anyhooo... let us know...


rm_marneman1988 47M
166 posts
8/16/2006 7:02 pm

Any accidents today? IF have one a week, you going to make their insurance go up, and that will start to make them nervous...lol


eveready06 41M

8/17/2006 10:57 am

You can do the splits? lol. Now for bonus points can you get your legs behind your head???


lifeisablast333 53M

8/17/2006 6:40 pm

I sure hope all turns out well, man I hate to do stuff like that when people are watching.....it just sucks......the Redneck


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/17/2006 9:21 pm

    Quoting toothysmile:
    i'm pretty sure this is part of that international terrorist conspiracy... the one that involved the evil insects too.
    kisses, baby...


You could very well be on to something with that!


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/17/2006 9:23 pm

    Quoting CongaFelixRubes:
    I'm thinking that you really do not want to be at work today so subconsciously your are trying find a way to go home.
Could be, nothing quicker to be sent home than breaking your leg, arm, neck, back, or hand! lol.


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/17/2006 9:28 pm

    Quoting T_A_B_75:
    That's funny in a that's not funny way. But it is funny.

    One of my buddies is accident prone. No matter what we do he will hurt himself.

    My step dad hurts himself when doing renovations, which they are starting to do again. Last time the doctor knew him by his first name and was curious as to when the renovations would be finished because he was going to start charging him a monthly fee for a parking spot out front.

    So you're not the only one. If that makes you feel any better.

Hey now! I'm not accident prone!!! Kind of like "Tim, the Tool Man, Taylor eh? They know him by name. Does he have his own little room too? lol. Now now, although I get hurt, the doctor doesn't know me that well! lol.


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/17/2006 9:34 pm

    Quoting GraspCrownRusts:
    Well, I hope day two has been a better day for ya, girlie...

    How is the hand? Those are important for all sorts of fun stuff ya know? Cooking, cleaning, driving, masterbating, chatting, blogging dressing, undressing, showering, bathing, holding, caressing, grabbing, riding.

    Anyhooo... let us know...

It was better, although my wrist did hurt. Its doing much better, I dont think it was broke just brusied. Well, don't have t worry about one of those b/c I am left handed and I hurt my right! lol!!!


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/17/2006 9:36 pm

    Quoting rm_marneman1988:
    Any accidents today? IF have one a week, you going to make their insurance go up, and that will start to make them nervous...lol
Nope, no accidents today, fortunately! lol. Nahhhhh, I don't get hurt bad enough to where I go to the doctor. lol. Besides, I would hate to be cancelled what if I really did get hurt one time???


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/17/2006 9:42 pm

    Quoting eveready06:
    You can do the splits? lol. Now for bonus points can you get your legs behind your head???
Yes, I can....when I have to! lol. AND just so you know, I wasn't sore in the least bit! HA! *sticks her tongue out* I could when I was younger, but haven't done the pretzel in awhile. Give me some time to stretch out some and I'm sure I would be able to. I've always been pretty limber for a fat chick! lol. I can still touch my nose to my knees, suppose that comes in handy if I need to smell 'em????? lol!


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/17/2006 9:44 pm

    Quoting lifeisablast333:
    I sure hope all turns out well, man I hate to do stuff like that when people are watching.....it just sucks......the Redneck
So far things are okay. I know, its not so bad if its by myself. I just feel stupid. I just feel REALLY stupid and embarrassed when it happens in front of others. I tripped getting into an elevator once its been about 8 months and I STILL get teased about that. It wasn't my fault, the elevator was a little higher than the floor. Geez!


Passion247000 46F
3195 posts
8/20/2006 10:47 pm

{{{LMAO}}}}}}}forgive me...i can't help myself....the way you described the whole event! i can see myself doing the same thing.... i am sure that had happened to me before....but i probably blocked it out of my mind because it had embarassed me so... Sorry about that! I am sure everyone has had something similiar happened to them.... don't worry about it... at least you can tell and laugh about it afterward..... Hope you are okay now.... Thanks for the laughs.....


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
8/21/2006 1:42 pm

    Quoting Passion247000:
    {{{LMAO}}}}}}}forgive me...i can't help myself....the way you described the whole event! i can see myself doing the same thing.... i am sure that had happened to me before....but i probably blocked it out of my mind because it had embarassed me so... Sorry about that! I am sure everyone has had something similiar happened to them.... don't worry about it... at least you can tell and laugh about it afterward..... Hope you are okay now.... Thanks for the laughs.....
Its quite alright I assure you. lol. You might have blocked it out, hopefully eventually I will be able to do that as well and won't have to live with it knowingly for the rest of my life. lol. I'm doing just fine now, still haven't fallen, but the school year is still young! lol. Glad I could help you laugh!


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