Oh yes...oh yes! MmmmmmmMmmmm...  

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
3045 posts
4/25/2006 4:25 pm

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Oh yes...oh yes! MmmmmmmMmmmm...

Okay call me a cynic if you wish, but I would seriously like to know how many people that claim to be awesome lovers, know how to touch the right spot, gaurantee so many orgasms a lady will go crazy, are really being honest? I mean, c'mon! If you were seriously that good, shouldn't you like write a book and make big bucks on telling those that don't know what they are doing to get better? I'm sure that there are lots of men and women that would pay for such a copy of that book. It would top the best seller's list for months! Maybe even years!!!!!

TTigerAtty 62M

4/25/2006 4:47 pm

I am wondering what your basis of doubt is, PBE?

1. How many partners have you experienced?
2. Were none of them capable of pleasuring you with multiple orgasms?

P.S. I am writing a book and you can read it on my blog. Title: 'BLOG ON!'

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
4/25/2006 4:50 pm

And if they were all that great of lovers.....for real...they wouldn't be here whining about not having had sex for a year. I don't get it either.

Loosetooth 41M
1146 posts
4/25/2006 5:15 pm

Well I am the greatest lover ever. I am currently pleasuring 15 women who have all had 52 orgasms each in the last 10 mminutes (it would be more of course except me Mum has just bought me a mug o tea so I am on break) and......jus so y'all know.....I am writing a book it is called "The Khama Sutra Is Crap Buy This Instead And You Will Get Laid", Chapter 5 tells how to emulate my amazing success with pleasuring the females in 5 easy steps. Now my publisher moved offices recently and failed to tell me where he went and he has the only copy. But fear not, ladies, it will come out, your sexual frustration will soon be over, I just need to re-write it a bit. Anyone know 5 easy steps to get success pleasuring the females? I am stuck at.....well.....one.

im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
4/25/2006 5:16 pm

Why? Quite simply because noone would believe it or buy it. People are natural cynics.

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
4/25/2006 9:07 pm

Tiger...I haven't been with alot. I've had orgasms during oral sex and am capable of having more than one orgasm then, but never during intercourse.

Angel...good point!

Loose...Oh no! How horrible for you! All that money just walking out and packing itself away! I'm sure if you have some glowing personal references on your abilities and talents then us lonely unsatisfied women of the world would be willing to track that publisher down for you! I'm willing to be a participant in a study to help figure out steps 1-5 *winks*

I'm....you think so? I suppose you never can tell, b/c although there are alot of people that call themselves a cynic, I'm fairly certain that the copy would be purchased. Along with lots of fedora hats, dark over-sized sunglasses, and trench coats as so the buyers wouldn't be recognized! lol.

easy_8 56M

4/25/2006 9:41 pm

Can't guarantee orgasms, but I try real HARD!!!
Getting some comments now dear!

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
4/26/2006 10:33 am

To true...to true!

squezemetight 34M
103 posts
6/21/2006 11:37 pm

every person is different. thats why there is foreplay and experimentation. to find what makes your lover climax time and time again. i'm not saying i'm casanova or don juan demarco....but i do not feel pleasure of getting off and the lady not getting the satisfaction of her orgasm(s). theres a few reasons for that. 1, if the lady has multiple orgasms then she'll think its worth coming back for more. 2, the romantic in me demands that the lady receive more pleasure to be trully satisfied.
the way i see it, the only way to accomplish greatness for both partners, is to throw yourselves into with everything you have untill exhaustion forces both partners to pass out in each others arms. so am i crazy for thinking that way or did i read don juan demarco too many times in high school?

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