Hot...Steamy...Shower....  

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
3045 posts
6/27/2006 1:27 pm

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Hot...Steamy...Shower....


Not to long ago I decided to take a shower. So what do I do? I get undressed, go into the bathroom and turn the shower on. Turn the water in the warm to hot range and walk out. I come back and notice that there isn't much water pressure out of the shower head, so I look down to pull the little thingie on the faucet. I look down and what do I see???? A BIG OL' SPIDER! In my shower! This sucker was HUGE! It was bigger than a quarter, including legs too! Yikes!

So what do I do? Keep in mind that I am undressed, I do the tippy toe dance while chanting, "spider, spider, spider." Get the picture? So I take a little look-see around in the bathroom to see if there is something I can squish it with, meanwhile this MUTANT is trying to climb the walls of my tub. Oh crap! Gotta hurry! So I keep looking, no shoes b/c I came in naked. So I grab my toothpaste. Its got a flat lid on it, so I think sure this will work, give me some arm room too. Don't have to get to up close and personal with the spider as I kill it. So I lean down and start to smash him with my toothpaste while still doing a little tippy toe dance with the chant of "spider, spider, spider." He tries to run off, but alas I smack him really good and he falls. Shortly after that I reduced him to a body, a leg here, a leg there, here a leg, there a leg. Got some tp, got the evidence out of the shower, and gave him a burial at sea. *whew* I'm saved! Although during the whole time of my shower I was turning this way and that to see if I was being attacked by angry relatives and friends. Fortunately, I wasn't!

Question though, should I buy some more toothpaste?

loadeddice05 44M

6/27/2006 5:15 pm

LOL!!! Murderess!!!!


smiles4harry 38M

6/27/2006 8:32 pm

Well this is what happens when one has too many hands and too little mind to use them and make passionate love.. poor spidey... Blue maybe u should buy toothpaste.. one spidey down in love more to follow


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/27/2006 8:57 pm

Can't prove it. There is no body. I'm innocent I tell you, innocent!


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/27/2006 8:58 pm

Pffft...you kidding me? Little???? That sucker was huge! HUGE! Freakin' huge! Geez, more like poor me!


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/27/2006 9:00 pm

    Quoting smiles4harry:
    Well this is what happens when one has too many hands and too little mind to use them and make passionate love.. poor spidey... Blue maybe u should buy toothpaste.. one spidey down in love more to follow
I only have 2 hands, and I held the wall with one and the toothpaste with the other. Am I supposed to make love with a spider? Ummmm...I think insectiality is against the law.


squezemetight 34M
103 posts
6/28/2006 10:11 am

lmfao!!!!! ok blue, poor baby, there there its ok now hun. you killed the scary lil beast. shit i can't stop laughing. my spidey sense is tingling that your about to smack me with a news paper.

ok, i'll be serious hun. i'm proud of you for doing what you did. you stepped up and overcame your fear. although i can picture the little dance.........whew....hot momma..........you brutally murdered an innocent creature. so now we must send in csi to discover the body and proceed to trial. if you plead guilty, i will sentence you to one week of camping. refer to past email.


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/28/2006 12:38 pm

    Quoting squezemetight:
    lmfao!!!!! ok blue, poor baby, there there its ok now hun. you killed the scary lil beast. shit i can't stop laughing. my spidey sense is tingling that your about to smack me with a news paper.

    ok, i'll be serious hun. i'm proud of you for doing what you did. you stepped up and overcame your fear. although i can picture the little dance.........whew....hot momma..........you brutally murdered an innocent creature. so now we must send in csi to discover the body and proceed to trial. if you plead guilty, i will sentence you to one week of camping. refer to past email.
Thank you, thank you...*sniffling*

I did not brutally murder an innocent creature, it was going to attack me! Pffft, there is no body its at sea with little lead sinkers attached to the pieces.

It was self defense! It was going to attack me, he was just waiting for me to get in the shower and pounce on me! I know it, I know it!!!! Besides, I'm not getting bit by a spider again. Have to take all those oral meds PLUS going to the doctor for 3 days and get shots??? NOOOO Thanks!

You going to fall in the fire?


ilsuconu 56M

6/28/2006 3:43 pm

Not the "Itsy-Bitsy" one, eh? (btw... I was thinking about your 21 questions thing and found myself getting a few "Itsy-Bitsy, uh, things" like in that one Twisted Tune I did last week!)


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/28/2006 4:39 pm

    Quoting ilsuconu:
    Not the "Itsy-Bitsy" one, eh? (btw... I was thinking about your 21 questions thing and found myself getting a few "Itsy-Bitsy, uh, things" like in that one Twisted Tune I did last week!)
Nope, not at all. Itsy bitsy implies itty bitty...teenie tiny...a wee little one. Not this mutant one I seen! Itsy bitsy things? Hmmmm..what kind of things?


squezemetight 34M
103 posts
6/29/2006 9:28 am

    Quoting pretty_blue_eyes:
    Thank you, thank you...*sniffling*

    I did not brutally murder an innocent creature, it was going to attack me! Pffft, there is no body its at sea with little lead sinkers attached to the pieces.

    It was self defense! It was going to attack me, he was just waiting for me to get in the shower and pounce on me! I know it, I know it!!!! Besides, I'm not getting bit by a spider again. Have to take all those oral meds PLUS going to the doctor for 3 days and get shots??? NOOOO Thanks!

    You going to fall in the fire?
the wound runs deep, ouch......depeneds on how drunk you get me babe. lol


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/29/2006 1:21 pm

    Quoting squezemetight:
    the wound runs deep, ouch......depeneds on how drunk you get me babe. lol
Geez, never had to get a guy drunk before.


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