What A Way To Go !!  

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F
3614 posts
4/17/2006 7:06 am

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4/19/2006 4:35 pm

What A Way To Go !!

Over the weekend, while my husband and I were eating dinner, I felt something on my chest. OUCH! I immediately looked down my shirt and saw this tiny bugs with wings!! Freak out time!!!! I scrambled to get it out from between my boobs. I now had my hand buried in my cleavage and I began to call the tiny bug names. "I see you! You little mother fucker...die!"

Meanwhile, my husband looked on and began to think I had started a conversation of sorts with my breasts. Thinking...What the Hell!!? He said, "Problem?"

My bra was now visible, as I had pulled my shirt up and out of the way for me to see and capture the quick moving bug. Once, I had killed and claimed victory over the little bastard..I said to my husband, "There was a bug between my boobs!!" He replied, "What a way to die...between your breasts!"

rm_johnp125 68M
6 posts
4/17/2006 12:21 pm

i wish that i was that bug

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/18/2006 5:08 pm:
We can pretend......"I see you! You little mother fucker...die!"

*just kidding*

mycin62 54F

4/17/2006 5:13 pm

Definatly could be worse ways to go!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/18/2006 5:11 pm:
Mr. Prag can come up with TOO many of those..!!!!

NSAAddict 42F

4/17/2006 8:11 pm

lol, you are a brave... I would have been screaming "get it off me!!" "don't squish it on me!!" "ahhhhhhhhh!" I hate bugs.

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/18/2006 5:12 pm:
Hmmmmmm....come to think of it...I've never seen Mr. Prag eat a bug before......maybe, next time..!

mangomamiCT 41F

4/17/2006 9:29 pm

ewww bugs they are the ONLY thing that make me scream like a 6 year old girl !!!!!
I almost crashed my truck last year when a wasp flew in my window ....ewwww im itchy already

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/18/2006 5:16 pm:
I hear tell there's a bloggers & back-scratchers get together this Saturday night......could definitely cure a few itches..!

Hope to see you there..!

tillerbabe 55F

4/18/2006 12:20 am

Shudders. Icky! Bugs freak me out!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/18/2006 5:17 pm:
Me too....and if this one was a male...at least he died happy..!

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

4/18/2006 7:02 am

If it would have been me, of course I couldn't be that lucky, Mr. Bambi would have been the one going in to retrieve the little critter. He would have really enjoyed that, especially in a restaurant. We probably would have had to go out to the car for a quickie.

Lady Bambi

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/18/2006 5:23 pm:
.....and the bug would probably still be there, too..!


4/18/2006 11:41 pm

Mr P is such a "guy"

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/19/2006 10:53 am:
Yeah.......*deep sigh*.....he is..!

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