pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F
3614 posts
7/26/2006 7:31 am

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10/17/2007 7:53 am


Ladies, are you bored? Lonely? Sick and tired? Horny? Tired of rejection? Need a date for an upcoming event?

Forget the conventional dating scene. Forget the rules of courtship. Forget about all those blind dates.

Get yourself your own "Man In A Cage"...!!

That's right!!! In exchange for your vibrators the W.F.A.B.T. (Women For A Better Tomorrow) institute will replace it with your very own "Man In A Cage."

We have developed and hand picked only the best of the crop. We inflict large doses of electro-convulsive therapy (ECT), or shock therapy, and heavy doses of the standard psychiatric medications: antidepressants, anti-psychotics, mood stabilizers, and tranquilizers over a six month period to all of our candidates. It pays to keep in mind that medications are only one part of the treatment equation. Recently, the FDA approved electro nerve stimulation for obedience, which involves a pacemaker-like implant in the chest with a wire leading up the neck. This is a safety feature that allows and insures for complete domination.

Just think...no more long hours slaving over a hot stove...no longer washing those tighty whities with skid marks...never having to share the TV remote or faking all your orgasms....!!

So what are you waiting for ladies?

And if you act now for the first 50 callers we will also include the underground version of " The Mistress Manual". But wait!! There is more...we will also include a locking funnel gag to make feeding time so much easier and a braided leather leash. This 36 inches leash is perfect for leading your prized "Man In A Cage" around on. It keeps them right behind you and under strict control.

Call 1-800-69W-FABT today!!!

Your happiness and sexual releases are just a phone call away..!! *Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.

NSAAddict 42F

7/26/2006 7:42 am

ooh, oohh I want one!!!!! Sign me up babe!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/1/2006 8:52 am:
Now, now, don't be greedy....you already have one.


7/26/2006 10:48 am

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/1/2006 8:52 am:
I'll take that as a YES.

rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
7/26/2006 12:06 pm

I hate to have to wait 4 to 6 weeks!.....Id pay extra, for overnight delivery!

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/1/2006 8:53 am:
Make checks payable to.......

docdirk 47M

7/26/2006 6:00 pm

Man Cage? Ain't that called marriage????

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/1/2006 8:55 am:
Hell NO....you have been dating the wrong women.

champagnechaser 41F
1639 posts
7/27/2006 2:36 pm

We have plenty of men on cages at the foundation

pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/1/2006 8:57 am:
Question is....Is your product under a lifetime warranty ?

bipolybabe 54F

7/29/2006 9:27 pm

Picking up my phone and faxing my vibe right to ya!

Very funny. I need a larf right about now.




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pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/1/2006 8:59 am:
Since you need it in a hurry ....I'll ship one A.S.A.P.

Thanks for stopping by. Glad we could give you a chuckle.

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