|Blogs > pragmaticCTcpl > Random Thoughts & Expressions|
Things To Come..?????
Things To Come..?????
This past weekend, while Mrs. Prag and I were driving to and from New Hampshire (and she wasn't muted and "white-knuckled" from my driving in the torrential downpours), out-of-the-blue, she asked me, "Honey...when you get old...are you going to take care of yourself..?"
Every once in awhile, my lovely wife comes up with a question or statement that is so cryptic...and, so completely out of sync with ANY subject matter we've been discussing...that all I can possibly respond is, "Can you be a bit more vague about that..?"
This time I queried, "Do you mean am I going to beat my meat for sex? I thought YOU were going to be there to take care of me..!"
She explained that she had been thinking about my father...and wondered if my penis size was due to heredity. She also recalled that I had told her that he had several infections, towards the end of his life.
My dad passed a few years ago, at 88 years old.
It's not like one of our family traditions was whipping out our cocks and comparing them...I really can't ever remember my dad naked...much less with a hard-on..!
The last two years of his life were spent in declining health that prevented him from being able to climb in and out of the bath tub to take a shower. He would wash himself, either standing or sitting; with a washcloth, soap and water. Not being circumcised...and not being able to thoroughly wash himself...he did have several occasions where his foreskin would fill with antibodial fluid, for a few days.
Not being "hooded," I've never had to endure any kind of infection...at least not since I was four years old and a dog bit me there. And, as long as I can still climb in and out of the bath tub to take a shower every day, I'm confident that I never will..!
Should I live that long, I may be able to answer that question...but I'm sure time, age, and other factors will erase this burning question from my mind..!!!
Oh...and if I do become infirmed...and unable to wash myself...Mrs. Prag's closing comment was, "Don't worry, Honey...I'll turn a hose on you..!"
7/26/2006 5:59 pm
"Honey...when you get old...are you going to take care of yourself..?"|
Hmmm, sounds like married-person code for; "Have you mailed out the life insurance check yet?"
Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...
7/27/2006 4:28 am
Your wife seems more worried about your health than you do. She might have good reason. Do you take good care of your body now?
As far as your first response to her question, I would think that as a loving and caring woman she will continue to help you out in that area.
I hope you never have to live through the infirmity that you father did. He must have been embarrassed at times. I hope you live a long life in good health. I also, hope your wife lives just as long as you and continues living with you forever.