Pussies & Dicks  

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F
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2/4/2006 2:10 pm

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Pussies & Dicks

Pussies & Dicks

Throughout our lives we hear different “labels,” or names, for our vaginas and penises. Those labels are heard from family members, friends, co-workers, lovers, and society, as a whole…from our friends at the playground to people talking in line outside a concert.

These are not intended to insult or denigrate anyone.

Here’s a few of the ones we know:

Pussy

alcove....bat cave....bear trap

bearded clam....bearded taco....beaver

bermuda triangle....box....bucket seat

cake....camel toes....chuff box....clam

cockpit....cooch coochie-pop....coolie

coose....cooter cooze....crack....crawl space

cum depository....cum dumpster....cuntcake

cunt....cunny....donut....dripping delta

felted mound....fillet-o-fish....finger hut

fish....fishy taco....front bum....fly catcher

fuckhole....fuzzy-taco....garage....gash

gates of Heaven....golden doorway

golden nugget....Grand Canyon....growler

hatchet wound....heaven's door....hole

home plate....honey cave....honey pot

hot box....hot lunch....hot pocket

jaws of Hell....lips

the little man in the boat

lobster pot....loins.....loose meat sandwich

lotus....love box....love canal

lower lips....meat wallet....muff....nooch

nook....nookie....oyster peach

pearly panty gates....pocket....poon....poontang

privates....purse....pussy....quiff....quim

rat trap....scratch....sheath....slash....slit

snapper....snatch....space....sperm depository

split....stench....sushi....trench

tampon socket....temple....thingy....tool shed

tuna....tunnel....tunnel of love....twat

undercut....vagina....vertical smile

wishing well....whisker box....womb....X....yoni

AND various surnames (assigned by the owner)

Dicks

ankle spanker....beef stick....boom master

bone....boner....candystick....cat toy....cigar

club....cock....cockster....crotch warrior

cucumber....devil’s tail....dick....ding-a-ling

ding dong....dong....dong hog....Donkey Kong

donut pole....donut stick....eggplant

fuck machine....fuck monkey....hog....hose

the hooded man....joystick....Johnson

Kielbasa....King Dong....King Kong....Kong

loaded gun....log....louisville slugger

love length....love muscle....love rod

man’s best friend....mayonaise launcher

meat pipe....meat stick....meatus....monkey

mushroom head....one-eyed monster

one-eyed snake....one-eyed wonder worm

pee-pee....pleasure puller....pleasure stick

pocket rocket....pole....pogo stick

prick....purple-headed yogurt slinger

purple-helmeted warrior....pussy drill

pussy poker....the real love handle

salami grinder....sausage....shillelagh(irish)

shlong....stick....surf & turf stick

tallywacker....tongue depresser....tool

tube steak....tuna roll....twig

veiny love tree....vaginal submarine

Vienna sausage....wacker....wang....wanger

wedding tackle....weiner....woodie....woody

wong wanger....AND various surnames (assigned by

the owner)

Any more you can think of?


llaadd1971 45F

4/11/2006 2:19 pm

I think you covered most everything but i have heard his called Kentucky border And the strangest thing I have heard hers called is cock which is traditionally for a male. My personal favorites Bert for him and cooch for me.


pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

4/11/2006 4:05 pm

llaadd1971 - Thanks for your input. Kentucky border, huh.....no...never heard of that one..!


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