Norman Bates Drops By....  

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F
3614 posts
8/10/2006 1:50 pm

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Norman Bates Drops By....

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My morning started off normal...I awoke and had my tea...switched on the news and heard about all of the terrorist plots that are treatening England and the United States. Because of such threats you can no longer bring any liquids of any kind aboard an airplane. No contact solution...no baby formula...no perfume...no shampoo...NOTHING..! I watched the weather and then shut off the TV.

Next, I retired to the computer room to check
my email and blogs. After I posted a blog and commented on a few others, I went to take a shower, before my eye doctor appointment.

I'm in the middle of my shower...back to the shower head and ready to shave my legs. As I turned, there was Mr. Prag peeking from behind the slightly open shower curtain. He had snuck into the house, unheard.

To say I screamed would be an huge understatement. I was so loud and jumped so high that they probably heard me half-way across the world. Thankfully, I have a good heart. Otherwise, I would have died with hair stubble on my legs. That would have been a complete horror. No...no...no... I hope to die with cleanly shaved pits, legs and pussy....thank you, very much.

So, unless Mr. Prag wants that responsibility...I would suggest that he not to do his "Psycho" impersonation in the future.

What has ever scared you half to death?


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fantasylover_05 62M

8/10/2006 1:54 pm

ROFLMAO!!

I thought I heard something this morning! that was YOU?? LOL


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/15/2006 8:39 am:
Yes, it was me...!

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
8/10/2006 8:16 pm

I think I heard you this morning too MrsPrag!!! LMAO! That would have scared me to death too.....especially if I was lost in thought at the time.


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/15/2006 8:41 am:
Next time he is in the shower.. I just may have to shut the hot water off!!!

MoutnainGirl 37F

8/10/2006 9:14 pm

My boss jumped out from behind my truck in a dark parking lot once just for shits and giggles. Being a single woman and alone, I punched him hard as my first reaction. He had to go to the hospital. He wasn't laughing very much. I felt bad, but how stupid can ya be? Fyi, if ya plan to scare me, my instinct reaction is to punch...

Moutnain Girl

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pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/15/2006 8:42 am:
*Note to self*...no tapping Moutnain Girl on the shoulder.

WildWon1982 34M

8/10/2006 9:30 pm

Frogs.


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/15/2006 8:43 am:
Even Kermit???

MWWwantmore 51F

8/11/2006 8:45 am

LOL I would have slapped him! My husband used to enjoy dumping a glass of cold water over me when I was in the shower, until one day he dropped the bowl and it landed on the top of my foot!



I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/15/2006 8:47 am:
You cannot catch a break with that foot of yours..!

docdirk 47M

8/11/2006 5:24 pm

What has ever scared you half to death?

Remember that year-old milk carton I found in the back of my fridge?

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 8/15/2006 8:49 am:
That story was enough to make me lactose intolerant for the rest of my life.

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