NEW PENIS TAX  

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F
3614 posts
4/17/2006 6:03 am

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4/19/2006 4:20 am

NEW PENIS TAX

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Effective January 1st, 2007, the penis will be taxed according to size.

The brackets are as follows:

Which one would be your tax bracket?

10 - 12" Luxury Tax $30.00

8 - 10" Pole Tax $25.00

5 - 8" Privilege Tax $15.00

2 - 5" Nuisance Tax $3.00


Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.

Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!

Measure the penis following Department of Treasury - IRS approved method:

1. Stimulate yourself into the erectile state.

2. Place your ruler at the pubic bone, at the base of your erect penis and measure to the tip of your glans.

3. Read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of your penis.

REMEMBER...YOU MAYBE AUDITED!!!



libgemOH 56M/52F

4/17/2006 8:44 am

And to think, the Mr. said you guys are getting a refund this year!!! -B


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/18/2006 4:27 pm:
This year, yes...next year, when it takes effect

NSAAddict 42F

4/17/2006 8:13 pm

Only 10% of the time in the hole... damn that sucks! LOL, great post! It'll give me giggles everytime I hear a man bragging about getting a huge refund!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/18/2006 5:03 pm:
Hmmmmmm, let's see....10% = 2.4 hours a day ... ain't too bad..!

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
4/18/2006 8:46 am

Very clever post, too funny!!


pragmaticCTcpl replies on 4/18/2006 5:04 pm:
Thanks....glad you enjoyed it..!

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